Bread?? I thought it was the body of Christ! Damnit!
Ah, me bucko, it is supposed to turn into the body of Christ in a person's mouth at communion. However, I've yet to see anyone that ate one and walked away with blood dribbling out their mouth.
The whole idea of symbolic cannibalism ought to be a major turn off. It's more of a case of the faithful not paying attention.
That's a double NO. Fall doesn't start until Sept 21. and communion wafers are really hard to fill up on.
In the states the unofficial start of fall is Labor Day, a three day weekend considered the last chance to take the kids for a trip before school starts.
If for reasons that are unclear to me, I guess a person could buy and entire box of tasteless communion wafers and eat the whole thing instead of waiting for the priest to dole them out one at a time to the entire church.
Instead get some Ritz crackers, smear some Cheese Whiz (the most disgusting sounding food stuff ever) on the crackers and open up a jug of wine.