The drunk girl at the end of the bar has ordered food 5 times today, about an hour ago she when into the corner and heaved and coughed then the bus boy had to come by with paper towel and Lysol wipes
The drunk guy and girl at the end of the bar didn't like the food I gave them so they went outside
The drunk guy at the end if the bar just pooped three times in five minutes (outside).
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is humping my leg.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is staring out the door, wishing he could go out.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar just ran out the doggie door and chased away all the pigeons.
No pets....just an image of my imaginary girlfriend Marilyn....standing in my L.R. Not drunk, but "stiff" (cardboard)
What a gorgeous day!
Posted by MoravianBritish and French imperialism is long gone and hopefully US imperialism will soon follow
Posted by backtobasicsWhen you think about all the wars, famine, pestilence, suffering and cruelty if god really existed he would have to be a huge sadist.
Posted by noworry28THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS! THEY'RE EATING THE CATS! An Ode to Ignorance, I went to Ohio and what did I see?
Posted by Lizard_of_AhazWhen you call yourself a "superpower..."
Posted by glennlabIt can be so fucking tough some days.
Posted by glennlabYou're free to believe whatever you want, but not to force that belief on others.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyHow did I get to be a senior citizen without knowing this one???
Posted by KilltheskyfairyEasy guide to flags??
Posted by CocoavineWhen love means saving you from bad decisions 😜
Posted by glennlabYou wonder why they want to limit access to books?
Posted by noworry28Yeah, that's what happened! 🤣🤣😂🤣
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI love John…
Posted by glennlabOn a nonpolitical note
Posted by glennlabIt's going to be a great day
Posted by noworry28They are everywhere.
Posted by glennlabNot only that, if you fall asleep while reading one, you don't miss anything