Read this one. You will start gagging as you read
[democraticunderground.com]
@Zoohome Your cited source says:
"It's not that difficult to understand," says Author/Creation Scientist, Dr. Daniel Cameroon. "In the old days, deluded pagans would gather round and hump like bunnies on Easter Sunday because they thought it would make their tomatoes grow faster."
It's my favorite pick'em'up line: "Fuck me now, darling or the tomato crop won't come in."
Works every time. 🥳
I don't think I could tolerate two hundred pages of that tome. Naturally it's written by a member of the Southern Baptist church. That's that is the church my temporary spouse and all her relatives joined.
I'm the token heathen in the land of "creationist scientists."
@WonderWartHog99 it is so nonsense that amazes me
@Zoohome Nonsense? Why me comely lassie, what would you do for a bumper crop home grown heirloom tomatoes? Act now while the seedling are under the grow lights.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
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Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
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Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself
Posted by bookofmoronsKarma . . . .