"God sent God to die for God so that God could forgive God's creations according to God's unbending rules."
~ LanceThruster
Too Rube Goldberg.
I guess the chinese never got the drowning memo.
How so?
@waitingforgodo
Chinese don't have a flood story in their mythology.
Love it!!!
@xenoview... This link says differently though :
@TimeOutForMe
Interesting little story.
I think he went into the witness protection program after his genocidal rage. And his "witnesses" have done a good job hiding him by not being able to provide any proof of him.
Well, this god only killed its son/self for around 36 hours or so: Friday evening to Sunday Morning.
He hung around for forty days after coming back to life but did he have to kill himself before ascending to heaven ?. As suicide is a sin I think we should be told.
So good at it that he's never gotten around to doing tasks 1 through 4!
You can't know that.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself
Posted by bookofmoronsKarma . . . .