If a woman wants an abortion should the father have a right to keep the child?

TheMiddleWay comments on May 20, 2018:

In cases of informed consensual sex, both parties are aware and agree the the consequences of pregnancy given that that is the main function of sex, getting pregnant. With that prelude, unfortunately there was no way to vote for both. I would vote that a man does not have the right to his ...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 21, 2018:

@TheMiddleWay thats. Not. Your. Decision. To. Make. For. Anyone. Else. Does this need to be literally spelled for you? Your convictions have no bearing on others life choices. This crap is YOUR belief. Your beliefs have no bearing on others decisions.

What is the age range you would seriously date within?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 20, 2018:

30-50, though I have met one person I'd make an exception for .

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

@Lukian older

Bitches be trippin...

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

I think I'll pass on this one!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee @captnron59 you two will never convince me you haven't sniffed a few butts ;)

Now, I'm just blue-skying now,...

Captnron59 comments on May 20, 2018:

If it isn't.... your in a lot of trouble mister!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

Bills always (in) trouble ;)

Stuff from this week.

TrailRider comments on May 20, 2018:

Cool shots! The fish mural is great.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

Isn't it fun? Found it on the back of a house! I find the most interesting stuff down dark alleys.

These people out here making memes about me smh

Livinlife comments on May 20, 2018:

More like, Clever Unapologetic Tells it like it is Enjoyable

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

Thanks! ?

These people out here making memes about me smh

mistymoon77 comments on May 20, 2018:

This is much better...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

Thats the sweetest thing! Thank you.

These people out here making memes about me smh

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

That SURE ain't you!!! More like,... Crazy Unrepentant Titillating Exasperating

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

Ha! Thanks ?

found on the sidewalk this morning. Danged If this doesn't sum up sarasota.

JustADreamer comments on May 20, 2018:

That is where I lived when I got sick. Sarasota Memorial Hospital. I was the first patient in the new ICU.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

They did a lot of work on smh. Unfortunately no one can use it now because they stopped accepting the most common insurance.

found on the sidewalk this morning. Danged If this doesn't sum up sarasota.

TrailRider comments on May 20, 2018:

Great example of found object art. Now... what is the metaphor here?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

Our beautiful and wild ecosystem killed(and therefore losing the real value it had) and sold to the highest bidder.

I think I've been single too long y'all.

MarlaPaine comments on May 20, 2018:

I've given my number to a cashier at a store. He called. ? It's inappropriate to give your number to a customer, not the other way around. Unless, of course, you're in a massage clinic or at the gynecologist office. ?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

No way. The employee is in an uncomfortable spot if the attention is unwelcome. Personally if Someone hits on me while I'm working I automatically write them off as a creeper.

Stuff from this week.

Johnsalterego comments on May 20, 2018:

Love the fish, not sure I agree with the practice of planting children though ;)

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

How else are they supposed to grow? ?

I think I've been single too long y'all.

Bigwavedave comments on May 20, 2018:

Wear the green shorts, there will be more opportunities that manifest themselves.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

Lol. Have to shave for that!

I think I've been single too long y'all.

bingst comments on May 20, 2018:

I'm wondering how different this might have been if he had been an actual taxi driver. Who started and kept that conversation going? Would that have played out in an actual taxi?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

He did. Believe it or not I'm actually pretty quiet in those situations. :)

I think I've been single too long y'all.

Lancinator comments on May 20, 2018:

I feel like I make mistakes all the time. I assume every woman isn’t interested in me. I start with that framework.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

Aww @Lancinator you're adorable! Unless you happen to be a total jerk, You shouldn't assume women aren't interested.

I think I've been single too long y'all.

Lancinator comments on May 20, 2018:

I feel like I make mistakes all the time. I assume every woman isn’t interested in me. I start with that framework.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

@CraeftSmith. Generally that is correct and it is I hesitated. Someone who is working is in an uncomfortable position if they turn a customer down.

Found this dude in my lunchbox. Extra protein ?

LeighShelton comments on May 20, 2018:

how did it taste?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

Crunchy.

I think I've been single too long y'all.

MikeMike comments on May 20, 2018:

It's not inappropriate to hit on someone on the job if you feel a mutual connection and/or they are going beyond their job description to communicate with you.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

@CraeftSmith oh I need to give that guy a badge !

I think I've been single too long y'all.

IamNobody comments on May 20, 2018:

Oh my friend, whatever you do I wish you the best. None of this will matter once we kick the bucket, so follow your heart always with a little bit of common sense. Cheers

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

Good advice

I think I've been single too long y'all.

Ellatynemouth comments on May 20, 2018:

I've been there. Imagination is a cruel thing. We can fill in the gaps with positive fantasies which lead us to think we've denied ourselves a life of happiness. But in reality we don't know the other person. And I would also think about all the other women who might get in his taxi in the ...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

Good points.

Yah, not having the idiots run the show may help.

KKGator comments on May 19, 2018:

That's the problem isn't it? We have complete fucking morons putting other complete fucking morons in charge of everything.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

@Bakunin oh yes

Penguins mate once and stay together for life.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Penguins also engage in necrophilia and prostition so there's that

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

@Duke sorry ?

I found this copperhead in the yard today.

WalterWhite comments on May 19, 2018:

Aw! You get all the fun. Those are not too dangerous though, right?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

@Silverwhisper no problem. This stuff is good to know when you go tramping baround where they live :)

These people out here making memes about me smh

Mofferatu comments on May 20, 2018:

Nooo. All lies. Lol

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

Lol thanks

These people out here making memes about me smh

Captnron59 comments on May 20, 2018:

That is not you!! Js

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

Aww thanks

Oh oh possum meme for the day...

CraeftSmith comments on May 19, 2018:

Y'all's possum thing is freaking me out

OpposingOpposum replies on May 20, 2018:

Lol. Collateral damage. Sorry bro

I've felt like this....

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

These guys are scary, let meowt.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

@GreenAtheist then they'll show me their butts

Which do you do...?

jujuofthesea comments on May 19, 2018:

Grunt>Half sock>Grunt>Curse>Bend>Twist>Curse some more>Sock>Bend>Twist>Grunt>Half shoe>Shoe horn>Shoe>Repeat for the other side :-(

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

Is this porn?

Good shit?

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Don't think that's the group to ask about thermodynamics & entropy!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

Are you kidding? High MFers are the best to have those conversations with. Lololol

May or may not be true

Captnron59 comments on May 19, 2018:

You know it's true!!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

https://youtu.be/RdSmokR0Enk @livinlife

Oh oh possum meme for the day...

Captnron59 comments on May 19, 2018:

Where's Bill?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

@Johnsalterego Bill is always lurking . Mwahahahaha!

I found this copperhead in the yard today.

WalterWhite comments on May 19, 2018:

Aw! You get all the fun. Those are not too dangerous though, right?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

@Silverwhisper the young ones like this inject more venom and are more dangerous, which sucks because they're really hard to see.

Sending the D

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Would tacos work???

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

Yep

Trip hop mix.

Nickbeee comments on May 19, 2018:

I heart this post!! :)

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

Same !!!

At least when you watch paint dry you get to smell the fumes.....

Captnron59 comments on May 19, 2018:

BTW boss.... you act like you have a life... don't see much of you lately.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

Right? We miss you!!!

Guys, you do realize that we receive notifications EACH time you visit our profiles?

ScienceBiker comments on May 19, 2018:

On this site there are multiple reasons for checking out a profile. @admin you know what would be fun and hilarious? Put a number in the upper right corner of the profile visitor's pic to indicate how many times that person has visited your profile.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

Lol

Guys, you do realize that we receive notifications EACH time you visit our profiles?

Johnsalterego comments on May 19, 2018:

I get a bunch of repeat views from all sorts of people - I also thought It was mostly just folks being curious about who was behind posts. I've also viewed a number of people's by mistake when I'm on my tablet by fat fingering things. Ten visits might mean you have a stalker though :-)

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

@MarlaPaine I do follow, to go back when you miss a day, you still have to go to their profile though.

I'm not good at starting conversations and my "cool" years are well behind me.

zeuser comments on May 18, 2018:

When I hear "nuns on ripple", that sounds like a yes to me. "Yank train" sounds like one of my, um, hobbies. Heh.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

@srikanth ouch!

Goals! Shoot for the Moon

Stacey48 comments on May 19, 2018:

But at least you got to space.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

Way to stay positive!

Something for the NRA to mull over today.

KFlint comments on May 19, 2018:

Very few people have such weapons and as far as crimes go, percentage wise, handguns account for 99% of assault and murder caused by firearms. That being the case, such arguments should be focused on the guns that cause problems. Or, better yet, worry about background checks and push for ...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

Better gun control laws are needed. I just don't see why anyone NEEDS an automatic/semi automatic weapon?

Mouth breathers.

LiterateHiker comments on May 19, 2018:

"Mouth breather" means "a stupid person." Are you talking about dumb people? Or people who never learned to breathe through their nose?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

@Palindromeman has more to do with breathing issues than brain power. There are multiple medical conditions that produce that behaviour, just sayin'.

Guys, you do realize that we receive notifications EACH time you visit our profiles?

Johnsalterego comments on May 19, 2018:

I get a bunch of repeat views from all sorts of people - I also thought It was mostly just folks being curious about who was behind posts. I've also viewed a number of people's by mistake when I'm on my tablet by fat fingering things. Ten visits might mean you have a stalker though :-)

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

I frequently check peoples profiles to see what they've posted lately. Especially when it's someone who posts great photos or links ;)

Guys, you do realize that we receive notifications EACH time you visit our profiles?

AmiSue comments on May 19, 2018:

Everyone in the car! We're going to go peep at Marla!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

Hahaha. My 11st thought too!

What is wrong with these statistics?

kenriley comments on May 18, 2018:

The last one on the list is what is wrong. Vote, change gun laws

OpposingOpposum replies on May 19, 2018:

And healthcare laws.

I am sooooo ready.. let's rip some shit up

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Wooo hoo!!! Time to get out the giant straw and thirty gallons of egg nog. Fill the tub with nog, strip down to my birthday suit, grab the jumbo straw, hop in and start slurrping while listening to Pink Floyd-The Wall!! Wooo hoooo!!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 18, 2018:

Boy you sure know how to party

Ribbit..

Captnron59 comments on May 18, 2018:

That's why it's impotent to masterbate... keep em fresh!!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 18, 2018:

@Captnron59 lol

Friday morning again bleh

zorialoki comments on May 18, 2018:

I remember those day, in a way I miss them

OpposingOpposum replies on May 18, 2018:

I will never miss spending 2 hours getting kids ready and 2 more getting them to school.

Ribbit..

Captnron59 comments on May 18, 2018:

That's why it's impotent to masterbate... keep em fresh!!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 18, 2018:

@Captnron59 appropriate, innapropriate typo lol

Sign me up!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 17, 2018:

John may have passed on but he is all around us now....

OpposingOpposum replies on May 18, 2018:

@Johnsalterego lol sorry. Johns also the name of an ex I'd like to chuck in a wood chipper.

Ribbit..

Captnron59 comments on May 18, 2018:

That's why it's impotent to masterbate... keep em fresh!!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 18, 2018:

"Impotent" to masturbate? Lol

Why is the 2nd the brightest star in here?

Emme comments on May 17, 2018:

It's our sense of humor rating.?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee ?

Masturbation - Do you use your dominate hand?

JustKip comments on May 17, 2018:

I'm a philanderer. I alternately use both hands ;)

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

Polyhanderous

What are your thoughts on this businesses sign? (Look closer)

PickledRick comments on May 17, 2018:

Wow man, you can't beat their meat!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

Lol

Why is the 2nd the brightest star in here?

Emme comments on May 17, 2018:

It's our sense of humor rating.?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

That makes entirely too much sense when you consider that Bill made it to level 9 first ???

I do, the bottom right one is in need of a pedicure

z0000 comments on May 17, 2018:

Wait... is the last frame another Creationist explanation for the extinction of the dinosaurs?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

There's an erotica scene for sex with dinosaurs. Quite a few "books" apparently. There, now thats a thing you know.

Bugs telling the truth

z0000 comments on May 17, 2018:

Glad you posted this. What happened in Toronto recently was pretty horrific.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

It was. I don't even know what to say, so I meme

Had a falling out with my neighbor/friend so I'm a little bummed but another friend loaded me up on ...

Shelton comments on May 17, 2018:

Good selection of books. Send them to Ohio when you're done!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

You're on. If I dont do something with them my house gets over run

Does it make me a bad person that everytime someone mentions Iran I start singing this in my head?

Emme comments on May 17, 2018:

You too?! LOL

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

Internet high five

Does it make me a bad person that everytime someone mentions Iran I start singing this in my head?

AmiSue comments on May 17, 2018:

Yes it does. Well, you asked! LOL

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

Fair enough.

She's special

OpposingOpposum comments on May 17, 2018:

If she looks like this, she's a creeper!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

If she looks like this she's a sleeper. (Those pun cops are coming for me any minute, I know )

Had a falling out with my neighbor/friend so I'm a little bummed but another friend loaded me up on ...

Donna_I comments on May 17, 2018:

Holy smokes that is a lot of books!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

I know right? I feel rich. Some of them are bound to be duds but still!

Mystery meat group.. any guesses?

Lukian comments on May 17, 2018:

Let's find a match:

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

@Lukian I never saw it and I follow you so it must have been changed to you only. Thanks, I was racking my brain trying figure out possible uses

She's special

OpposingOpposum comments on May 17, 2018:

If she looks like this, she's a creeper!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

@Lukian thhhhhbbbbtttt

Mystery meat group.. any guesses?

Lukian comments on May 17, 2018:

Let's find a match:

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

Ok but why does this chart exist?

Rex Tillerson calls Trump an unethical liar, to an audience of VMI grads! Tillerson is simply ...

sassygirl3869 comments on May 17, 2018:

Yes he deserves it.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

Should be shown on national tv. The ratings would be YUGE

I choo-choo- se not to be involved in this level of insanity.

KKGator comments on May 17, 2018:

What in the actual fuck?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

Right? It's like someone thought"How vile can I be?"and then went for it.

[reddit.app.link] Poor guys having Dr Who flashbacks.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

You find some of the oddest things! Funny, but odd! How fitting!!!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

Isn't it though?

Deflated balloons

Johnsalterego comments on May 16, 2018:

Hanging out in the closet...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

Hanging out of the closet.

For @Insectra...

Johnsalterego comments on May 16, 2018:

LUCAS!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

@zorialoki this possums rather fond of Him ?

You're so welcome.

Captnron59 comments on May 17, 2018:

Lmao

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

L'meow.

Yeah. That happens.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

A variation on one that I believe @Johnsalterego first posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTih3fwoA2I

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

I've actually meditated to this. Quite effective.

Just how strange?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 17, 2018:

Well you're welcome here of course. Pay attention to your neighbors. Say hi, if you see someone who needs a hand and you're able, give that hand. Strike up conversations. The concept of community has been largely lost and we're all suffering for it. My advice is pay attention, reach out and be ...

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

@Freespirit64 lol

Share terrible stock photos of your job! If you type your job title into a Google image search ...

CaroleKay comments on May 17, 2018:

I could only find bad real photos, lol. Sculptor.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

@Stealthbeard I swear I saw that at ringling college here in Sarasota years ago. I need to pop back in there and see what those kids are up to.

50 percent off!

AmelieMatisse comments on May 17, 2018:

Any place that is a grocery with gas attached such as Weis or Giant

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

Ding!ding!ding! Best answer

Does anyone else think this tree looks like the scream mask?

LeighShelton comments on May 17, 2018:

not really, what about my tree?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 17, 2018:

That's awesome. Is that your work?

Mystery meat group.. any guesses?

Duke comments on May 16, 2018:

All I know is that shit needed some lube. Worst friction burns I've ever seen.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

LOL! Oh my dog, @Duke!

In case anyone's wondering how to propose 😊

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

You sure like the possums

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

That I do. Misunderstood, funny looking oddballs. Whats not to like?

A post bed time selfie( actually stolen from the internet but..)

KKGator comments on May 16, 2018:

Claude Rains?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

@phxbillcee forgot the pic again. Too many cockatiels.

In case anyone's wondering how to propose 😊

Captnron59 comments on May 16, 2018:

Where's Bill? Lmao!!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

@phxbillcee, @Captnron59 lol never misses a sermon.

In case anyone's wondering how to propose 😊

Shelton comments on May 16, 2018:

Wondering how many woman will say yes after that prank!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

@phxbillcee I thought that's why we're friends.

In case anyone's wondering how to propose 😊

CraeftSmith comments on May 16, 2018:

What is with you and possums lately?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

@phxbillcee don't I know it!

In case anyone's wondering how to propose 😊

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

Stomp on it! Stomp on it! Give the demented woman this, instead!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

Wedding cake ??????

In case anyone's wondering how to propose 😊

Captnron59 comments on May 16, 2018:

Where's Bill? Lmao!!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol!

In case anyone's wondering how to propose 😊

Captnron59 comments on May 16, 2018:

Where's Bill? Lmao!!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

Where the heck is @phxbillcee?

I CAN'T STOP CRYING.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 16, 2018:

Truly, truly sad. I wonder if they can come here as endangered refugees? I'd donate to that.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

@DUCHESSA. Same as any other government :(

Went out to a Mexican place, here’s the men’s room... Why!

NothinnXpreVails comments on May 16, 2018:

That’s called the buddy system

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

@NothinnXpreVails thats what the toilet brush is for, silly.

A post bed time selfie( actually stolen from the internet but..)

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 16, 2018:

Wouldn't post bedtime be after you were in bed? Just sayin'.

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

Post kids bedtime ?

In case anyone's wondering how to propose 😊

CraeftSmith comments on May 16, 2018:

What is with you and possums lately?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

Its been a running gag for months now :)

In case anyone's wondering how to propose 😊

Shelton comments on May 16, 2018:

Wondering how many woman will say yes after that prank!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

Probably me and @Insectra lol

People R' dumb.

Captnron59 comments on May 16, 2018:

FAKE NEWS!! Don't believe it!! Your killing me @blindbird !!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

Lol. Not livinglife but I'm proud you thought this was hers!

A post bed time selfie( actually stolen from the internet but..)

KKGator comments on May 16, 2018:

Cute!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

I couldn't resist that face.

In case anyone's wondering how to propose 😊

Captnron59 comments on May 16, 2018:

Where's Bill? Lmao!!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

Oh he'll be along to post something grisly by and by. I'm hoping this one"ll really get his goat.

I had to write something up here.

Lukian comments on May 16, 2018:

Not nutritious but fun!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

@Lukian oh dear. I knew it. I'm special and everyone's just been too nice to say anything ?

A post bed time selfie( actually stolen from the internet but..)

KKGator comments on May 16, 2018:

Claude Rains?

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

Lol.

I had to write something up here.

Lukian comments on May 16, 2018:

Not nutritious but fun!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

@Markus yes but you all relish it.

Went out to a Mexican place, here’s the men’s room... Why!

NothinnXpreVails comments on May 16, 2018:

That’s called the buddy system

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

Tells you something about their food. Perhaps you need someone to hold your hand and get you through the aftermath?

Ankle biters? What are they, Chihuahuas, the spawn of Satan?

pixiedust comments on May 16, 2018:

I wonder who writes these signs and if the picketers ever actually read them??

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

You're assuming these mental midgets can read. Thats probably a sin for him too.

I had to write something up here.

Lukian comments on May 16, 2018:

Not nutritious but fun!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

Not nutritious butt fun? Being a weiner today, sometimes I'm just the wurst.

It's not a meme - but!

bigbeardedbadass comments on May 16, 2018:

Holy crap where can get one of these?!?!

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

We demand pics!

I know there has been a few of these posted but dam, who thinks up this shit?

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

The only answer I have... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrrAxzn1ilk

OpposingOpposum replies on May 16, 2018:

Lol