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Hey! This seems fun. Anyone for awkard flirting? I'm good at that!?

SukiSue comments on Jun 26, 2018:

I'm more nerdy. But what guys wouldn't like awkward and nerdy?

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Right?!

Why would anyone want to date you?

JoshArnaldo comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Here are some stats; 1) STD FREE Tested 22 May 2018. Full course came back negative. 2) I'm great with kids. 3) I'm very handy around the house and I like to do things for the women I love. Its how I show I care. You mention the processor is leaking, and while your away for work and I'm house ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Well hello!

Why would anyone want to date you?

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Not a damn thing.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

@JeremyTaylor nah. I think I don't offer much as a partner.

A friend of mine likes to point out that perfect partners don't exist.

ejbman comments on Jun 26, 2018:

I realize this is a sincere post. Still, it triggered a memory of something I saw on television lo these many long years ago, which I hope will add a smidgen of well-placed levity upon the proceedings: https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/lower-your-standards/n9932

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

The literal video my friend likes to play when on that particular rant.

Cutting out the bacon strip makes it more trendy.

Lukian comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Bacon strip........... hoooorrrrrkrl *dry heave*

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Right? Ruining bacon forever ?

What are the limits of human intuition?

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 26, 2018:

I'm of two minds about this. intuition is made up of unconscious observations and biases we often don't realize we hold. The observations are often spot on while the biases are cultural and often wrong. I try to walk a line by paying attention to my intuition but questioning why I feel a certain ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

@tsacrey well thank you. I'm glad you found value in it.

I'm just a girl, standing in front of you, hoping these make your drink come out your nose.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 26, 2018:

And now my phone is sticky.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

I wont ask the exact provenance of the stickiness in question!?

Do you want to be resuscitated?

NothinnXpreVails comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Considering that I look forward to nonexistence, no.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

My thoughts exactly.

Shock and awe

Mofferatu comments on Jun 26, 2018:

I want to do it biblically : "And when he entered his house, he took a knife, and taking hold of his concubine he divided her, limb by limb, into twelve pieces, and sent her throughout all the territory of Israel" Judges 19:29

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

This shit right here is enough to make me avoid men forever. Sent the woman to be raped then murdered and dismembered her because she was impure. Dude logic in a nutshell.

I'm just a girl, standing in front of you, hoping these make your drink come out your nose.

Lukian comments on Jun 26, 2018:

We have the typical cleavage, I heard of under breast (reverse) cleavage, ass crack cleavage, toe cleavage, camel toe (cleavage) and recently hip cleavage but I hope back cleavage does not become a thing!

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

@Lukian I try but pizza and mountain dew tempt me mightily.

Sure ya do.

zorialoki comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Then they come inside and all the medicine gets puked all over the place

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

I see you too, know the way of the dog.

I'm just a girl, standing in front of you, hoping these make your drink come out your nose.

zorialoki comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Too funny. I was working as a propbuilder (carpenter) on the Midnight Texas set in Albuquerque when my pants had a blowout like that. I don't wear underwear, luckily my hammer acted as partial cover. I thought I had a back up pair of jeans in the car, but I was screwed that day

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Nice word choice, lol

I'm just a girl, standing in front of you, hoping these make your drink come out your nose.

JimG comments on Jun 26, 2018:

I put my drink down before opening the link. I'm glad you warned me.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Darn!

A friend of mine likes to point out that perfect partners don't exist.

WalterWhite comments on Jun 26, 2018:

I may be wrong but I have always thought that perfectionists really don't need true perfection, but they cling to an unrealistic wish that it is out there somewhere. May I ask if you think your perfectionism might have originated in your childhood by others setting high standards high for you to ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

It's more a list of personality traits and behaviours I won't put up with. Every single man I'm interested in has exhibited one or more of them upon closer acquaintance. Therefore I'm becoming convinced that its perhaps universal and finding anyone who doesn't set my red light blinking just isn't going to happen. Is it something I learned in childhood? I don't think so. I spent many years making excuses for partners who didn't treat me well. I decided a while back not to make excuses for anyone looking to fill that position. This has ruled out pretty much every candidate thus far.

I'm just a girl, standing in front of you, hoping these make your drink come out your nose.

Lukian comments on Jun 26, 2018:

We have the typical cleavage, I heard of under breast (reverse) cleavage, ass crack cleavage, toe cleavage, camel toe (cleavage) and recently hip cleavage but I hope back cleavage does not become a thing!

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Haven't been down to the US much lately have ya?

I'm just a girl, standing in front of you, hoping these make your drink come out your nose.

mek7730 comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Lol! Mission accomplished, my friend!

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Sweet!!!!

Now this I can get into.

Vipyr82 comments on Jun 26, 2018:

One night I saw a pizza shit do a line of Coke in from of me.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Nice!

Don't mind me. Just posting stuff likely to get me in trouble.

Squirrel comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Those back boobs on the man almost made me spit out my drink

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

I feel accomplished, though the true goal is making your drink come out your nose ?

What's the deal?

onlyduh comments on Jun 26, 2018:

bacon.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Hold up, hold up! Someone is passing out bacon?

A friend of mine likes to point out that perfect partners don't exist.

germangirl90439 comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Do you have a list of what you want and don't want in a partner? If so, go over that list and figure out what are absolute musts and what you are willing and able to compromise.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

@MrLizard I sometimes wonder if I want a relationship or just think I should want one.

A friend of mine likes to point out that perfect partners don't exist.

AMGT comments on Jun 26, 2018:

I’ve got high standards too.. I think the bottom line is, we’re either willing to take the risk or we’re just not. They’re all a risk, even when it appears that all your standards (or most) are met. Sounds like you’re not willing right now, which has its own level of empowerment to ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

TY for this.

A friend of mine likes to point out that perfect partners don't exist.

germangirl90439 comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Do you have a list of what you want and don't want in a partner? If so, go over that list and figure out what are absolute musts and what you are willing and able to compromise.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Erm. Don't want a partner that badly?

Ten characters

Captnron59 comments on Jun 25, 2018:

That is not cute!! Where's @phnxbillcee ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 25, 2018:

@Captnron59 yep. Joined em both

Ten characters

Captnron59 comments on Jun 25, 2018:

That is not cute!! Where's @phnxbillcee ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 25, 2018:

Right? Where's my roadkill pics @phxbillcee ? I feel unloved.

They say the hottest person in a party never gets hit on because people are intimidated.

Boogey comments on Jun 25, 2018:

My vanity tells me that too. Getting those stares from people as you walk the room and I just smile, then I go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and the heat has made my makeup run down my face

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 25, 2018:

Bahahahaha relatable!

Temps in the nineties

Skepticus comments on Jun 25, 2018:

Liek a few of the girls around here eh?

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 25, 2018:

I'm not in my nineties, I just feel that way!

Today, I thought to myself: 'I'm sick to death of Donald Trump'.

BohoHeathen comments on Jun 24, 2018:

So cute...and very much needed!

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 25, 2018:

Omng! Tiny possums are the cutest

On Mother’s Day of 2015, we scatttered some of Jake’s ashes at a beach next to Stone Man Bridge ...

AdorkableMe comments on Jun 24, 2018:

Beautiful story and scenery. Thank you for sharing your dandelions with us! ☺

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 24, 2018:

What she said ?

Why are Americans spending too much time at work? | Guardian Sustainable Business | The Guardian

TimSundquist comments on Jun 24, 2018:

It might be as simple as wages that don't support their livelihood and a penchant for being too materialistic and buying when one can't afford things. Many times purchases are not really needed. I have observed that people in Europe are quite happy with a lot less, fewer clothes, fewer appliances, ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 24, 2018:

Yeeeeaaahh no. There is a demonstrable disconnect between the real wages of a large portion of american workers and the ever increasing cost of living. I'm unbeleivably tired of hearing the "if these people just worked harder-saved more- bought less "stuff arguments. They're a sidestep on the actual issue. Anyone who works full time should be able to afford the basics of life. Large corporations have taken the on the role of the most massive employer in the US and the issue with that is that they are stamping all over workers rights and human rights in the quest for higher profits. They're going all out to avoid paying their taxes AND avoid giving their employees living wages. This needs to be stopped. One person struggling to make ends meet may be a personal issue. When you have something approaching half of the population scrabbling to meet basic needs, that is a problem with the system which they're living in. We have a massive homeless problem, millions of Americans are one misfortune away from finding themselves on the street and our social safety nets are both overloaded and underfunded because of years of mindless, "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" rhetoric and policy making.

What Shit Is This!

Spinliesel comments on Jun 24, 2018:

Oh, if it only worked that way. I'll concentrate on destroying Capitalism, you sisters take the other ones!

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 24, 2018:

Right there with ya!

Poop, not parasites | The Bug Geek

twshield comments on Jun 21, 2018:

interesting. i would love to get that in our micro lab and see what grows

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 24, 2018:

@btroje hahahahha

Trump’s latest attack on Democrats echoes a conspiracy theory from the fringes of the internet.

KKGator comments on Jun 24, 2018:

The republicans are the biggest bunch of fucking hypocrites. For eight damned years they obstructed Obama, now 45 claims the democrats are doing the same thing. I really wish I could punch him in his stupid face. He's a lying sack of shit and needs to be removed by whatever means necessary. ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 24, 2018:

Same here. Preferably rotting in a dank jail cell awaiting trial and eventual execution.

Why are Americans spending too much time at work? | Guardian Sustainable Business | The Guardian

Ellatynemouth comments on Jun 23, 2018:

And yet the bosses are still profiting.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 24, 2018:

One could argue that this is part of where that profit us coming from.

UN report: America's poor becoming more destitute under Trump - CNN

Holysocks comments on Jun 24, 2018:

It's a simple solution. Stop breeding and stop buying what you don't NEED.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 24, 2018:

Horseshit. When you can't afford the basic neccesities of life, no amount of money management will fix it. Furthermore what, exactly ,do you propose we do with children born in more prosperous times? You know back when we could afford to live. "A modest proposal" anyone? P.S. you've made it into the list of folks I don't care for if I didn't make that clear enough.

Why are Americans spending too much time at work? | Guardian Sustainable Business | The Guardian

Jones_HF comments on Jun 23, 2018:

I was self employed for a long time before I got sick. I worked 12 to 17 hrs a day. I chose to because I decided that I wanted to be successful. The best year I had in 2007. I cleared 300k after taxes. You couldn't tell me shit. I was a walking erection and I knew it. But it wasn't enough. I ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 24, 2018:

@Jones_HF ?

Why are Americans spending too much time at work? | Guardian Sustainable Business | The Guardian

Jones_HF comments on Jun 23, 2018:

I was self employed for a long time before I got sick. I worked 12 to 17 hrs a day. I chose to because I decided that I wanted to be successful. The best year I had in 2007. I cleared 300k after taxes. You couldn't tell me shit. I was a walking erection and I knew it. But it wasn't enough. I ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 23, 2018:

You gained something for all your hard work and it's very laudable. People needing to work that hard just to survive in a cery wealthy nation while others profit hugely off their misery is an entirely different story.

My walk to work today.

BeeHappy comments on Jun 23, 2018:

Great shots!

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 23, 2018:

TY

My walk to work today.

Sheannutt comments on Jun 23, 2018:

Well those are some awesome photos you have taken you really captured it.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 23, 2018:

TY

Thanks @Admin for this space.

VictoriaNotes comments on Jun 23, 2018:

You're not so bad, yourself. Love the image.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 23, 2018:

Yeah, what @VictoriaNotes said.

Not a meme but y'all know I HAD to get this cd, right? ?

Captnron59 comments on Jun 23, 2018:

What's it sound like?

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 23, 2018:

@Captnron59 one of what?

Not a meme but y'all know I HAD to get this cd, right? ?

EricTrommater comments on Jun 23, 2018:

Are there skinny opossums?

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 23, 2018:

Sadly yes. They're the ones into "cross-hiss" and tick only diets (no marshmallows?)

Not a meme but y'all know I HAD to get this cd, right? ?

Captnron59 comments on Jun 23, 2018:

What's it sound like?

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 23, 2018:

Crunchy Blues ?

I think I get torn between wanting to get out and meet people, find a relationship, have sex and be ...

Tominator comments on Jun 22, 2018:

Host a quilting club. Then the females will be in your living room.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 23, 2018:

That's brilliant. Maybe I'll host a beer drinking club or learn to DM....

Space force

Squirrel comments on Jun 23, 2018:

Being in the Air Force, the space force is the cringiest ongoing joke

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 23, 2018:

Is this like suddenly getting a really stupid boss? Have things changed much @ all since the cheeto took over?

Space force

Squirrel comments on Jun 23, 2018:

Being in the Air Force, the space force is the cringiest ongoing joke

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 23, 2018:

Is this like suddenly getting a really stupid boss? Have things changed much @ all since the cheeto took over?

My ex's house burned down last month.

btroje comments on Jun 21, 2018:

I think when we carry that kind of feeling that would kindle the idea of "poetic justice" that emotion ends up hurting us more than the object of that negativity. NOt observing from a position of superiority. I have fermented my own poison at various times in my life.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 23, 2018:

That is very well stated @btroje.

@Admin I can't "like" posts or comments. I'm having positivity withdrawals, help!

btroje comments on Jun 22, 2018:

therapy?

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Lol

@Admin I can't "like" posts or comments. I'm having positivity withdrawals, help!

btroje comments on Jun 22, 2018:

therapy?

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Lol

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hankster comments on Jun 22, 2018:

For what it's worth, I think you're a good human, even maybe just a little bit better than good. take care BB. ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 22, 2018:

TY ? right back atcha @Hankster &@germangirl90439

@Admin I can't "like" posts or comments. I'm having positivity withdrawals, help!

Stevil comments on Jun 22, 2018:

If there is in high tension power lines near you you can Sit near them and supposedly attract negative ions and maybe you could regain your balance

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Sounds totally scientific@Stevil ;)

@Admin I can't "like" posts or comments. I'm having positivity withdrawals, help!

hankster comments on Jun 22, 2018:

you broke it....oh no.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 22, 2018:

@hankster well I ran out of f!#$ to give but that's not the same....

Pretty but not terribly smart.

Donotbelieve comments on Jun 22, 2018:

Ah, yes. That's the title of my memoir.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Lol! Somehow I don't entirely buy it....

Talk nerdy to me.

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 22, 2018:

That would probably work for me!

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 22, 2018:

@Lukian right?!

@Admin I can't "like" posts or comments. I'm having positivity withdrawals, help!

hankster comments on Jun 22, 2018:

you broke it....oh no.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 22, 2018:

I prob'ly did

I worked a lot the last two weeks.

JadedOptimism comments on Jun 22, 2018:

You need a caretaker. Somebody should be looking out for you. Don't overdue things if you can help it. And I think the whirlpool bathtub is a great idea. Hydrotherapy.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Lol. If anyone's handing out caretakers, I'll have one ???

This might work on me

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Throw me some crab or lobster.. it might work..

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 22, 2018:

@CraeftSmith LOL!!!

Re: Melania's coat - True feelings, irony intended, extreme obliviousness, or a cry for help?

Ryksie comments on Jun 22, 2018:

I feel for her. People will criticize her regardless and there is no escape.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 22, 2018:

She should be criticized and prosecuted and vilified forever. That's what happens when you're a horrible person who espouses horrible beliefs and profits from the misery of others. The hell with tolerating evil people.

Psychology of women's profile for men they would/want to date

webbew1 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

When it comes to women and what they want in a romantic partner, never listen to what they say. Watch what they do. Their actions will speak far louder rhan their words.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 22, 2018:

@webbew1 The former LEADS to the latter. It's never ok to discount consent/lack of consent period.

"The gs you say about others, also say a lot about you." - Mark Amend

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 22, 2018:

I hate the gaslighting built into statements like this. Some people are objectively awful, period. Now if you bitch about EVERYONE then there may be a projection issue. I get sick to death of positivity policing. Not everything is positive, plenty of life is not and belittling others for their ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 22, 2018:

@ArdentAtheist I do and it sounds terrible to say but I have good reason. I've lived most of my life as an economically challenged person. It's a life full of simple things being difficult. The whole "positive attitude" thing frankly comes off as victim blaming. Sure, you can't pay rent despite working 50 hour weeks your cars broken down but the REAL problem is that you're attitude is bringing you down. Right. It's a quasi-religious viewpoint that I find is often used to shut people down when they're pointing out very real issues and inequalities in society. It's easy to discount people as "negative"& stop listening because your experience has not been the same as someone else's. I find that people already discount others experiences and this ideology makes that easier for people to do. It's the same idea as "God is testing you and you just have to have faith".

It is time for venting again...

Freespirit64 comments on Jun 22, 2018:

Made me think of this. I've been saving it for the right time... Can we just ship all these asshats off the planet? #spaceforce...sigh...

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Definitely pond scum.

Psychology of women's profile for men they would/want to date

Faithless1 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Just out of interest, what favoured attributes would you like to see women specifying for men?

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 22, 2018:

@mander207 then why specify anything? Ugh I'm sure not dating you

Psychology of women's profile for men they would/want to date

webbew1 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

When it comes to women and what they want in a romantic partner, never listen to what they say. Watch what they do. Their actions will speak far louder rhan their words.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 22, 2018:

@webbew1 because it IS a mentality that leads to rape. You're assuming women dont really know what they want, next step is assuming YOU do. Then it's totally okay to do anything because women don't really know what they want, right? Big ol'smart man just KNOWS what a woman needs, don't mind her yelling no at you, just means she's into right?

Just hanging out with my girl, Insomnia. We're about to do... absolutely nothing.

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Hey! You can't date my girlfriend :p

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 21, 2018:

@kensmile4u that dirty ho!

Tiny toad. This little fellow is about half an inch from nose to rump.

CaroleKay comments on Jun 21, 2018:

He's teeny tiny. I would be afraid of stepping on him.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 21, 2018:

That's why I had the flashlight on.

How Many Guys Here Would Do The Same?

Ellatynemouth comments on Jun 20, 2018:

That's so funny. Chortle, chortle. Because women are just tits and ass. They're not people.

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 21, 2018:

Yeah. It always comes back to that with men, doesn't it?

How to start a campfire

Captnron59 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Butt why?

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 21, 2018:

Hemorrhoidal flair, literally?

How to start a campfire

Captnron59 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Butt why?

OpposingOpposum replies on Jun 21, 2018:

Hemorrhoidal flair, literally?

Psychology of women's profile for men they would/want to date