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A few years back, my daughter worked as a waitress in a cafe.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 23, 2018:

This is amazing! You two are very gifted.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@AMGT I'm seriously impressed.

Morning cock pic.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Aaaand now I'm a lesbian.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@EricTrommater we can tell by the fact that you put a picture of your cock up for all to see. ;)

There's lots to complain about okcupid and such dating sites but I'm REALLY glad they include ...

geko comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I didn't realize this was a dating site at first. My intent was to find like minded people to chat with. So far it's been okay...I'm not really looking to date anyhow..

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@geko could be fun,especially if you go in with no expectations. I've not had much luck with romance but I've gotten plenty of comedy. :). #let me tell you about the time I dated a Mormon.

There's lots to complain about okcupid and such dating sites but I'm REALLY glad they include ...

Rugglesby comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Distance is a problem, but in all honesty, if there were a dozen ladies on this site, with extreme compatibility with me, ob my doorstep, I do not think things would change. I am set in my ways, they would be set in their ways, I think as we get older, it is less likely we can partner up ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Right? I'm at a point where I just want to go do things for fun. Having some dude paw you at the end of the evening kind of ruins the experience.

You know, it's a shame we can't change that green header to say "you're a memer!"

EricTrommater comments on Feb 23, 2018:

It always makes me think they are calling me a dick, too.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Bahaha hahahajaha

I'm feeling a bit guilty about not doing much with this group yet so here's an "introductory post"...

JeffB comments on Feb 23, 2018:

On ethics and morality, I don't think religion has figured it out at all. I see no correlation to mortality and religion. I think morality comes from empathy. I think sometimes you have to try to invoke empathy from you kids to get them to see it. "How would you feel if someone did that to you?"...

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Very true. I know that for me I had to learn how to reason and empathize outside of the religious framework I was raised in it doesn't come "naturally" to me.

There's lots to complain about okcupid and such dating sites but I'm REALLY glad they include ...

Naeem comments on Feb 23, 2018:

"does someone ever owe you sex?" I didn't understand the concept!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Yeah took me a bit to wrap my head around that too. Apparently many men feel that if you go on a date with them,they're owed sex. I always go Dutch for this reason but some guys STILL feel that I owe them something.

Parenthood is like...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Yep, broke & deranged!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Even worse if you're already deranged pre-kids.

There's lots to complain about okcupid and such dating sites but I'm REALLY glad they include ...

AxeElf comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Hey, if I've paid the hooker in good faith, then yes, she owes me sex.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Well that's Fair. As I am not in that line of work I don't feel it applies to me,though.

When someone writes no drug users do they include cannabis use also?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 22, 2018:

While cannabis does seem to have some beneficial properties and is arguably a lot less destructive than alcohol,there are still a few problems with it. If you have kids, having cannabis or paraphernalia in your house can be cause for CPS to remove those kids from your care. People using Cannabis are...

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@DangerDave lol. If you can't be picky about who you date what CAN you be picky about? I'm OK with remaining single. I like what I like and dislike what I dislike and I refuse to settle.

There's lots to complain about okcupid and such dating sites but I'm REALLY glad they include ...

LimeySteve comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I hate to tell you this but I think it's you that's so far away. :-)

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Lol. I'm in Florida. No snow,no ice on the roads,year round beaches....

There's lots to complain about okcupid and such dating sites but I'm REALLY glad they include ...

geko comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I didn't realize this was a dating site at first. My intent was to find like minded people to chat with. So far it's been okay...I'm not really looking to date anyhow..

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

It's not really, which is I feel pretty free to complain about the actual dating sites. ????

I see a lot of people are at level seven, is that the highest you can go or if you do go higher are ...

VictoriaNotes comments on Feb 23, 2018:

https://agnostic.com/levels.php Member levels Wearing a crown is on your dime. LOL

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

But, I mean, why wouldn't you?

Why

markdevenish comments on Feb 22, 2018:

The youth must be becoming thick skinned

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Uh or seeing past traditional values to see what really works? Marriage has a huge failure rate,one of he commonly cited reasons for divorce is infidelity. So if you understand and accept that you're not going to be the only person in your partners life forever, that's one solution to a problem we've had for a long time now.

Morning cock pic.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Aaaand now I'm a lesbian.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@EricTrommater

Morning cock pic.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Aaaand now I'm a lesbian.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@EricTrommater explains the lack of chest hair. :=)

I'd like to share my favorite superhero with you guys.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I'm so surprised he's from Florida!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee hey! I resemble that remark.

Conspiracy Theories - Do you believe in any?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 23, 2018:

My exes whole family have bought into the Trump"mythos" lock stock and barrel.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@shockwaverider one of them

I'd like to share my favorite superhero with you guys.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I'm so surprised he's from Florida!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Well it is a bit of a misnomer. Many Florida Men are transplants. My theory is that there is a giant loony magnet that draws wild people here from all over. Being a Florida woman though , I may be off my rocker.

Pareidolia + Memes = :)

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Those mop heads probably do have enough microorganisms to take down a planet. I've seen where they use those things.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@surrealhoax which reincarnation are you on? ;)

What's the point of being in a relationship?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Well personally I'm giving anyone who expects me to fulfill a purpose serious side eye. An ideal relationship IMO would be two people enjoying each other's company, supporting one another and helping each other grow. Guys who are looking for a woman to cook, clean, make appointments and ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@BlueWave fair enough. Goodness knows my "picker" is broken.

Hi guys! This is Tom. Better dog than I could have ever hoped for.

chicagojcb comments on Feb 22, 2018:

What a beautiful face

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 23, 2018:

I'll tell him you said so. :)

I'm so glad you guys opened the door for the "your mom" jokes.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

You sure kept it going!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@Insectra oooooh

Do these count?

Insectra comments on Feb 22, 2018:

I love Mom jokes. Especially when my mom tells them to me.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 22, 2018:

That would be hilarious

Do these count?

Brbaldwin comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Yo mamma jokes are the cornerstone of human existence! I mean, can you imagine how much shit the jesus guy got, because of his "moms" story.. psh..

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 22, 2018:

Your mom was a virgin? Sure. That's why 3 dudes showed up with expensive gifts ...

I just...need some space.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

That first one is great! Need to send this to Elon Musk!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 22, 2018:

Lol. Got him on speed dial?

Pareidolia + Memes = :)

surrealhoax comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Adding a few more, because I have many.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 22, 2018:

I'll be having nightmares about that couch ? tonight,thanks.

What's the point of being in a relationship?

kmdskit3 comments on Feb 22, 2018:

After the failure/end of a very long committed, monogamous relationship I am wondering the same thing. Maybe this feeling won't last but I don't think I want that kind of relationship again.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 22, 2018:

Same. It's just not worth the time and energy.

Polyamory Relationships, do you think they could actually work?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Seem to work pretty well according to some "couples" I know.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@Wrytyr ha! Yes that's why I put couple in quotation marks.

My diet and I have irreconcilable differences.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

There's Eric in his kitchen, nude, eating peanut butter out of the jar again!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@phxbillcee filthy hobbitses

What's the point of being in a relationship?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Well personally I'm giving anyone who expects me to fulfill a purpose serious side eye. An ideal relationship IMO would be two people enjoying each other's company, supporting one another and helping each other grow. Guys who are looking for a woman to cook, clean, make appointments and ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@BlueWave I agree that is a really cool skill to have but I'm not going to enter or decline a relationship based on that. :)

Polyamory Relationships, do you think they could actually work?

KKGator comments on Feb 22, 2018:

I'm sure it's possible for some, but not all. I think anyone entering into such a relationship would really have to be very self-aware. They'd need to know, going in, if they can handle it, or not. I'm not sure I could. I really don't believe in monogamy being natural, but I also know I don't share ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 22, 2018:

I think "being self aware" is why it works so well for the couples I know. From what I've seen they're very big on communication and consent in everything.

How would you tell a guy that his fly is open in a party/public?

NerdyOkieDude comments on Feb 22, 2018:

It depends, is he wearing underwear or going commando? The latter requires more fortitude and urgency.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 22, 2018:

Idk why but that last sentence in that context,is hilarious.

Kids,man,kids.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Kids, can't live with 'em...

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 22, 2018:

Sure ya can. It just takes a lot of Xanax.

How did we ever live without online porn?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

You used to masturbate to Steve Harvey?????

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@BeeHappy really? You didn't have those two pegged the first day of memeing?(pun entirely intended ;))

My diet and I have irreconcilable differences.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

There's Eric in his kitchen, nude, eating peanut butter out of the jar again!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 22, 2018:

Yeah but at least it's not getting caught in his chest hair.

I need this on a t-shirt!

Dispirited comments on Feb 22, 2018:

i have to steal this and troll my fb list

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 22, 2018:

Haha I posted this on Facebook 3 days ago. Crickets

For years I have loved just reading books.

SweetHarp comments on Feb 21, 2018:

I highly recommend Robert Holdstock. His Mythago Wood books are amazing. If you haven't already read Phillip Pullman go out right now and get the Dark Materials books (Golden Compass, Subtle Knife, Amber Spyglass). Also read The Girl With All The Gifts, if you haven't yet. And I would encourage you ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@SweetHarp I'm jealous :)

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans...

Meep70 comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Why don't chicken coops have wings? Because if they did, the chickens might try to fly the coop.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@Meep70 avian aviators, if you will.

Just some suggestions....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

I say them all, in order, as the candle goes down! (OK, before the match goes out!)

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@BeeHappy uh,phrasing? You know the other meaning of bugger,right? Anyway, I lol'd

This fascinates me because they try to explain certain things that most here consider supernatural ...

icolan comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Until there is repeatable, observable, scientific evidence of the supernatural or paranormal it is not believable. Once there is repeatable, observable, scientific evidence it is no longer supernatural or paranormal.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@icolan I understand your point and I'm not arguing that part. My point is that if no one is looking no one is going to see anything. So at this point it's just absence of evidence . As I mentioned in another place on here. Yoga,meditation,and psychoactive drugs once considered purely recreational have turned out to have significant benefits as treatments for various ills. All of those were once considered snake oil,hippy mumbo jumbo.

As Bon Jovi says.. better slippery when wet.. or something like that.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

At my age not much use for it in the car, can't see many "mature" women hopping in my backseat! (Tho, it is roomy, '91 Mercury Grand Prix!)

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee that's not creepy at allllll. :)

I'm sure "dudes with they dicks hanging out," sounded much more elegant in Italian.

Insectra comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Classy!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

I think you meant classic.

If a guy or girl straight up asked you to have sex with them, how would you respond to it?

evestrat comments on Feb 21, 2018:

This very question has been researched extensively in both social and evolutionary psychology ... not sure if you have access to the article, but you may like the abstract: ***Gender Differences in Receptivity to Sexual Offers: A New Research Prototype*** ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

Very interesting read!

Apart from the need to ensure that kids are looked after ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 21, 2018:

I'm going with "rather sit on the fence" because I think it's something that has to be worked out in each relationship between those involved on a case by case basis.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@El-loco go big or go home.;)

Making our own "dandelions" today.

hankster comments on Feb 21, 2018:

I love it..... every home during the Xmas season needs the Xmas Shelf

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

These are left over from last Christmas because I'm so organized,lol.

Oh yeah. This may be the best one.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Prove it!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

Prove what? That existence is meaningless????

Hi guys! This is Tom. Better dog than I could have ever hoped for.

HeathenFarmer comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Interesting markings on your boy.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

Yes. It's why I ended up with him. His breeder apparently considered him and his sister mismarked and not worth placing so they sold them to a "puppy store" where I found them. I couldn't take his sister but I walked out with Tom.

Soooo.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Hope everything works out for you. Change is difficult but usually ends up being positive in the end.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@misstuffy I feel ya on the financial anxiety aspect!

Are your contributions "connecting" with others?

SamKerry comments on Feb 21, 2018:

I'm gonna tag everyone who commented: @blindbird, @jacpod, @decieven, @afkfishlady, @silvereyes, @unicus, @jayneonacobb, @resserts. This was only a fun and silly community engagement thing that popped into my head. I totally missed the fact that the numbers do not represent one's contributions...

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

I wasn't offended and I did think it was fun. I WAS concerned because it's been pointed out that we have a lot of folks on here with depressive disorders and I worry about adding to their insecurities.

DDD

Annaleda comments on Feb 21, 2018:

I thought this post was going to be about bra sizes. ;) I have secrets. They burn inside of me. The guilt bubbles up, I force it down, and so it simmers. It sucks. I’ve let a few escape, and it felt, oh, so fucking good. But these truths hurt other people, and I don’t like doing that.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

I did too

I've experienced enough things that have woken me up to the fact that basically we're all alone.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 21, 2018:

At the risk of sounding like a new age nut, there is always help but you have to open your eyes to see it. No one's going to save you but I find that when I rescue myself there's always someone around to give me that extra boost I need. I hope whatever is troubling you gets fixed quickly.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@Hominid that's a good thing to be aware of and a hard learned lesson. Glad to hear nothing is bugging you. :)

Good morning memers.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Yeah, that'll get you all sorts of responses for dating on this site! Talk about shooting yourself in the...foot!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@EricTrommater memes R life

Explain what intimacy means to you, in 20 words or less than that.

stu8 comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Being accepted for who you are warts an all without judgement

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

Well said! Judging one another shuts out the possibility of intimacy. I've been practicing setting judgement aside with those close to me and it's led to better interactions and understanding. Everyone is the flawed hero of their own story and when you accept the flaws you can see the whole person .

Explain what intimacy means to you, in 20 words or less than that.

PeppermintDreads comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Don’t touch me.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

Hahahahaha

For years I have loved just reading books.

daniellaws comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Earthsea trilogy and Chronicles of Thomas Covenant Those are epic fantasy serious

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@daniellaws absolute classic series.

For years I have loved just reading books.

SweetHarp comments on Feb 21, 2018:

I highly recommend Robert Holdstock. His Mythago Wood books are amazing. If you haven't already read Phillip Pullman go out right now and get the Dark Materials books (Golden Compass, Subtle Knife, Amber Spyglass). Also read The Girl With All The Gifts, if you haven't yet. And I would encourage you ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

Omg I'd forgotten about the Mythago Woods as series. Loved that!

My very good friend went away today.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 21, 2018:

I'm sorry. Losing friends is tough. I know mine keep me grounded.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@Lysistrata have an internet hug.

Could anything you post on a site like this be construed as sexual harassment?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 20, 2018:

To be honest I've seen you cross the line a handful of times in the time I've been on this site. It's not anything you're going to get sued for but it certainly can be off-putting to women you're trying to connect with.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@El-loco sometimes I am too. I get it.

So sexy...

KKGator comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Unless you are Jon Snow, no man should be sporting a manbun.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@KKGator thanks! Should keep me entertained for a while.

Truth

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Yeah, a screaming infant sorta chills the mood

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee why ever not? My kids love it.

So sexy...

KKGator comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Unless you are Jon Snow, no man should be sporting a manbun.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

I dig them personally. As I think I've mentioned before I'm quite pleased wuth the hipster trends the last few years. :)

Truth

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Yeah, a screaming infant sorta chills the mood

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@Brbaldwin have you tried playing music for your kid while they sleep? It's something my Mom did for me because I had night terrors and I do it for my kids. It's worked for them,though I will never get the Scooby Doo Playlist out of my head now.

Punnies... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 21, 2018:

The loudness with which I guffawed at these only confirms my suspicions that I am a giant Dork.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee I fear nerd implies a certain level of technological ability that I do not possess.

These are mean and I feel kind of bad for posting them buuut they made me laugh so....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Anyone that laughs at these is an absolute bird-brain!

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

Squawk!

Don't judge me!

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Isn't that dangerous if you have chest hair?

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee still pushing the envelope. :)

Could anything you post on a site like this be construed as sexual harassment?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 20, 2018:

To be honest I've seen you cross the line a handful of times in the time I've been on this site. It's not anything you're going to get sued for but it certainly can be off-putting to women you're trying to connect with.

OpposingOpposum replies on Feb 21, 2018:

@El-loco you asked. I'm answering honestly. If you're going to get defensive and refuse to acknowledge others viewpoints I don't understand why you bothered making this post.

This fascinates me because they try to explain certain things that most here consider supernatural ...

icolan comments on Feb 20, 2018:

Until there is repeatable, observable, scientific evidence of the supernatural or paranormal it is not believable. Once there is repeatable, observable, scientific evidence it is no longer supernatural or paranormal.