I’ve often wondered why we don’t send the illegal aliens to Hawaii.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 13, 2019:

I think the reasons Hawaiians favor open borders is because they don't deal with illegal immigration.

Jewish humor.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 13, 2019:

Bet jew didn't see that coming

New ride...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 13, 2019:

It's safe to assume that the lawn mower is self propelled.

Hate it when that happens

RobertMartin comments on Apr 13, 2019:

I do if you can spare a few minutes to talk about alcohol and fucking.

Stuck in the Middle

RobertMartin comments on Apr 13, 2019:

I was singing it out

OH my.. Just noticed I'm 76 points away from getting my shirt... XXL PLEASE! ?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Here you go brother,

I find it funny how religious people keep saying you can't be spiritual without religion.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 12, 2019:

It can be said that God has always been in existence. Religion is man made. Back to part 1, how was God created, what are God's origins?

Make mine crispy.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Bye, Muslim. Go back to the shithole you supposedly call a country.

Ah, Yes! Online dating..

RobertMartin comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Christianbrokebacks.com

Dont you go lookin' now.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Too late, sweetheart

Ready to get married?😅😂

RobertMartin comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Been married 3 times in my life, no fourth for me

Can't....quite....get.....there.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 11, 2019:

That would be messed up

It just ain't right!!!?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 11, 2019:

These folks must live in Mississippi lol

Do you think we should?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 11, 2019:

I know we should

Seems plausible

RobertMartin comments on Apr 11, 2019:

Blinded by delight Wrapped up like a douche Another boner in the night

This is pretty accurate.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 10, 2019:

I like that, good one

We all need to learn this

RobertMartin comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Might wanna think before slapping me, I might like it and then follow you home . ?????

Sam Kinison [youtube.com]

RobertMartin comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Died too young

Silly dog humor.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 10, 2019:

The cat's reaction

What do you have in mind?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Naked twister

Inspirational Message of the Day: If you ever feel you are worthless, remember that you are full ...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 10, 2019:

When I die, I'm going to donate my body to science....................fiction

Do what mama says...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 10, 2019:

More like sit down and shaddup.

Stop asking.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 10, 2019:

X is disposable Y find a new one

The real dangers of marijuana...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Danger, Will Robinson

Getting ready for the zombie rapture.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Why are you peeking at my boo

Oh brother. This was shared 40K times in 2016. smh

RobertMartin comments on Apr 8, 2019:

I didn't vote for Trump so therefore I'm not a Christian lol. Just noticed the double negative

Dear Amazon...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 8, 2019:

Just like Shoe Carnival sending me emails 3-4 days a week, like I need dozens of pair of shoes.

Different types of bees.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 8, 2019:

What kind of bees don't fly? Newbees.

I’m in N Carolina USA and am seeing ads for dating sites for farmers.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Is there a North Carolina anywhere else in the world?

Thought some of you might enjoy this exchange I had today with a new user

RobertMartin comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Should've used area code 555. If he falls for that it confirms the already obvious.

Just heard: two opening-night tickets for the new Avengers movie sold for $15,000 on eBay.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 6, 2019:

There are folks that HAVE to be the first ones to see a movie. I personally don't get it, most movies will remain in the theaters for a few weeks.

Study: Poor African Americans in the Deep South Are Most Likely to Be Audited By the IRS

RobertMartin comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I've been saying for years that income tax needs to be repealed or abolished. It costs way too much money for compliance and enforcement. A better solution would be a flat tax, say 15% for everyone. Also abolish the social security cap. The richest of the rich would pay their fair share of social security taxes.

Kissing and walling all at the same way is what i like??? push it harder ugh! Booom!?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Can do

A moment of weakness..

RobertMartin comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I can work with the horny part. ????☻☻☻

It takes soo little to lose everything . Your dollar won't save nothing but won't hurt either .

RobertMartin comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Usually at busy intersections and freeway exits, I'll give a homeless person a dollar or two. I know it's not much, but I'm sure every little bit helps.

Happy Friday and...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Never take a bath right after eating Taco Bell

This is funny, but it has an important embedded message.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Thinning the herd

Please play along? It’s always fun to see!

RobertMartin comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Here it is.

Same-sex marriage in Canada.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Some folks might say in HD or 4K

In light of our 'stable genius' president's remarks about wind turbines....

RobertMartin comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I don't think that either wind or solar are viable sources of energy. What happens on a calm day with light winds? Couldn't birds get injured or killed flying into the windmill vanes? Solar won't work up north, not enough sunlight. Setting up large solar panels in the desert looks ok on paper but I'm thinking there are animals in the desert such as lizards and tortoises that dig burrows . The solar panels would get in the way of nature. It's beginning to look like nuclear power is the best option for the foreseeable future. The biggest issue with nuclear power is proper disposing of nuclear waste.

Cartwheels...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Kinda like roller skating in our 50's

Hi. The more I'm around people the more I love my dogs. I'm so happy to find this website.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Dogs will always have your back no matter how you are feeling. People turn on each other in a second.

I do have a very modest social life, but I feel like I'm only superficially connected with the rest ...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I would say yes.

Quran: Chapter 9 verse 14: “Make war on them so that Allah may punish them by your hands and ...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Islam: stuck on retarded since the 7th century.

An interesting rock formation.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Apparently this trailer park boy has a rock formation in his pants.

I made these pictures of Trump and Wind turbines. Anyone want to caption?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Windmill attendant.

[alternet.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Couldn't a judge, if given probable cause, allow access to tax returns? I'm sure that can be done with ordinary people especially during a criminal investigation.

A woman takes her teenage daughter the doctors.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Maybe they're trying to start a new religion, the same way that Virgin Mary did to cover up infidelity.

I know several women that I would like to touch inappropriately.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I wonder if the word giggity us in the bible.

Ummm makes as much sense as religion

RobertMartin comments on Apr 3, 2019:

No one from another country has ever erased my memory........that I know of.

Don't forget the raw egg!!!!!!

RobertMartin comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I think the egg that he is referring to is not one that is laid by a chicken.

I guess it’s just me

RobertMartin comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I just joined yesterday

So, a few weeks ago I met a woman on this site.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I think you did the right thing. She appears to be overreacting. Some guys would've took her up on the invite to go to the room. She wants to be mad about it, that's on her.

Where Easter really came from.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 2, 2019:

The whole rabbit and egg thing now makes sense

How do you know when it's a bad neighborhood?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I've seen them in Memphis

Okay, so here's the really important question.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Toss up between Five Guys and Shake Shack.

Hahahhahaha so stay loyal,that's good😂😂😂

RobertMartin comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Someone's looking a bit backed up.

Squirrel porn

RobertMartin comments on Apr 2, 2019:

?? you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel ??

What do you fear about old age? For me it's memory and not being able get around on my own.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Impotence. Oh, wait, that's what viagra and cialis are for.

I went the SSA and applied for retirement.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Dayum

So Long, Fare Well

RobertMartin comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Good April fool's joke. I'm still gonna jokingly call you a sell out ?????????

Interesting question...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 31, 2019:

If Rob Lowe could rob Lowes, Rob Lowe would rob as many Lowes as Rob Lowe could rob.

You did it, admit it.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 31, 2019:

I know another song that has repeating lyrics like Micky but rocks 100,000 times better. Bodies from Drowning Pool.

Not like it hasn't crossed your mind a few times too.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Instead of voodoo dolls , I'd rather have V.D. dolls, they develop genital sores and make it hurt when they pee.

what do you see?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 31, 2019:

In my case, the mirror reflection has six pack abs, whereas I'm carrying a pony keg.

Reality TV if it was real

RobertMartin comments on Mar 31, 2019:

I'd rather watch this instead......

There are at least a million hate messages against me on Face Book including pages with thousands of...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Some people cannot handle the truth

I still can’t like posts, and still no profile photo showing on posts?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 31, 2019:

I think there is an issue with the phone app. I've been using the desktop version on my smartphone since yesterday.

Don't be poor sports

RobertMartin comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Special Olympics? I though these clowns participated in the special olymipdicks.

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I can now like and react to posts and comments, but only on the desktop version. It stopped working on the app

Are there Conservative Metal-heads out there?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Sweating Bullets.

Likes and reactions.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I couldn't like ok react to any post on the app. I'm currently using the desktop version on my smartphone, it is working here. I'm beginning to think that the problem is with the app.

Can he please come back from the dead then?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 30, 2019:

A Lincoln?

Has anyone else been unable to “like” or tag anything this morning?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I'm using the desktop version on my smartphone and it is working. It was not working on the app. I have deleted the app for now. I'll likely reinstall it at a later time. And I gave every comment a like, giving away points here.

may i ask ...especially from the 50+ Singles who dare to date. will the b.s. ever cease?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Been there, done that. I don't sweat the load any more. If it works out, great, if it doesn't, that's fine too. There's plenty of fish in the sea. I'm too old and battle scarred to let someone mess me up emotionally.

Gia favors clean, streamlined look

RobertMartin comments on Mar 30, 2019:

She's hairless. I hope she's not underage, that is not cool.

Help! I have a date.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 30, 2019:

You'll be alright. Please stop calling yourself a loser. You may have a great time tonight.

I most definitely have accepted cheeses as my lord and personal savory! ??

RobertMartin comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Since agnostic won't let me do likes and reactions...?

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Since agnostic won't let me do likes and reactions...... ??

Superstitions ???

RobertMartin comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Since Agnostic won't let me do likes and such, here's one ?

Scammers are online EVERYWHERE! Even on THIS website! READ THIS! 6 red flags for online dating ...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 29, 2019:

I can tell in the first 5 minutes that I'm dealing with a scammer or catfish. When she asks what kind of relationship I'm looking for, I'll send them this meme........

I wouldn't have a problem. All you guys would be there!

RobertMartin comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Hell? Not in this forum ??????

NIce, uh.. car...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 29, 2019:

What car?

?. What's she waiting for? A soap delivery? Any ideas?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 29, 2019:

She's waiting for me, I'll be there in just a minute

What I know of the Kardashians I learned against my will.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Are we talking about these folks ??????

I am writing a book about Sex After Death or How to Get Laid In A Casket.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 29, 2019:

What will be the title of the book ? Deadwood.

Breaking News: Trump will not be competing in this year's Special Olympics.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 29, 2019:

He didn't win anything , he was awarded a participation medal ?????

How stupid can they be????

RobertMartin comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Nasty

Jaws 2019!

RobertMartin comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Gotta get that shark selfie

Are you not entertained?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Puk

Why do people respond so negatively to beautiful memes?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 29, 2019:

The last part of what @glennlab said, they're assholes.

There was collusion with the Russian’s alright during the 2016 presidential election but not by ...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 28, 2019:

We gotta find a way to keep foreigners out of our elections.

I have started coloring to manage my stress and anxiety...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Please stay inside the lines. The lines are your friends....... or something

I just finished re-fiberglassing the shower, had so left over to fix my desk top.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I've been on both sides of that meme.

I had a fun time messaging a fake acct on here this morning.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Loneliness heart sounds serious, should go see a doctor ????????? I love that.

Ain't that something

RobertMartin comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Poster girl for M.U. Multiple Uglyosis

All right, guys.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 27, 2019:

USA military army, big red flag, but I suppose you all know this already. Paul Eric, two first names, and not a good combo at all.

He's mad at us heathens lol

RobertMartin comments on Mar 27, 2019:

On behalf of the group, we don't care

Friend of g:31 @tnorman1236 is only 300 points away from Level 9.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 27, 2019:

?

Ohhh that is a good feeling

RobertMartin comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Oh, yes. Sucks when one loses a photo finish