[youtu.be] Democrats and liberals are today's lulzcows.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

The Democrats need to remember back when Bill Clinton was investigated for whitewater, Ken Starr found nothing. As I recall the Republicans weren't happy about it, but also did not have a bunch of meltdowns over it either.

Awww. Poor kitty

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Poor kitty. Someone put that hat on his head, started calling him Bronco Billy or something.

Times they are a changing

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Ain't that some shit.

DUCT HAS SO MANY USES, BUT YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID, BUT YOU CAN MUFFLE IT !!

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Silence isn't the only thing that's golden ☻☻☻☻☻

Who makes the fries?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Somebody said to me that my mama make dem fries. I said, hey, at least I got a mama and not 50 suspects.

Because the word Asshole is universal.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Isn't it also I thinks it's called the circle game. A person does that gesture, whoever looks at it gets punched.

Who makes the fries?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Bitches and hos make da fries can't ya read.

You damn right I am

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Buoys and gulls worldwide will love this

True story!

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Loving the whole ( I said hole) double entendre thing.

Comforting a friend, who's been through a tough time

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

When asked how I view lesbian relationships, I always say in HD or 4K.

When you really need to compete with new technologies.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I can't read the caption

??️ Peek a boo... I see you...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Why are y'all peeking at my boo

I had fun anyway

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I'd be jealous because the neighbor is getting more action than me lol.

Here is a joke told to me by an Irish LDS missionary in front of his Utah based "companion" who I ...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

LMAO

sells are taking off !

RobertMartin comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Discount at the barber shop

If I leave this group for a while am I able to return?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 25, 2019:

I don't see why not.

sells are taking off !

RobertMartin comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Baldilocks and the three hairs.

Religion: One of the best ways control people

RobertMartin comments on Mar 23, 2019:

The ultimate brainwashing mindfuck.

Judas' real crime ...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Judas was gay, Rob Halford from Jadsas Priest is gay, coincidence?

Just for fun..... I don't like avocados but I love guacamole with salsa.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I don't like tomato soup but I eat tomatoes

Don't touch ...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 23, 2019:

At least he used his finger and not something else

Pic I just received, scammer

RobertMartin comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I didn't know we could post scammers pictures on here. I had several, but I ended up deleting them.

Atheist day is 3/23. Children's Hopital week is 3/20-27.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I didn't know that there was an atheist day. I don't follow nor celebrate holidays

Was not successful with my first croissant attempt.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I'm lazy, I buy the Pillsbury stuff

Somebody needs some eduction.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 21, 2019:

How about an edumaction.

This is purely hypothetical.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Kill him until he is dead then cover it up.

...........

RobertMartin comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Some might see it this way.......

Do you ever wonder if Flat Earth people and Trump people, might be THE SAME PEOPLE?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 21, 2019:

How did all these people start thinking that the world is flat? Even Columbus was convinced that the world she us a round

Even has a hole for a straw, how convenient

RobertMartin comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Years ago I used to advise coworkers not to drink out of my coffee cup because I told them I rubbed my dick along the inside of the cup before pouring coffee in it ??????

Punny or corny

RobertMartin comments on Mar 21, 2019:

????? very funny, I love it

I do not owe an explanation for......??

RobertMartin comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Well said

There’s a new MAGA cap out and it’s selling fast. [instagram.com]

RobertMartin comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Love it. I've been wondering what made these people so easily offended anymore.

There’s a new MAGA cap out and it’s selling fast. [instagram.com]

RobertMartin comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Love it. I've been wondering, what exactly made these young people grow up to be offended so easily.

Further evidence that you have to be more specific when you advertise..

RobertMartin comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Welcome to the 21st century

Pinoy meme's,if you find it funny jz put ?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 20, 2019:

What in the welfare hell is going on with the one one the right?

Ilhan Omar Verified account @IlhanMN Mom, Refugee, Intersectional Feminist, 2017 Top Angler of ...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 20, 2019:

You go to court looking for justice, that's just what you'll find, just us.

Getting the worm?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Can't tell if he's a liking it.

Mike-Mike-Mike-Mike...guess what day it is? Judy? [youtube.com]

RobertMartin comments on Mar 20, 2019:

The look on Mike's face right at the beginning of the commercial. Dude's thinking shit , again, this the 150th Wednesday in a row now.

Yes. Yes it is.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Maybe, maybe not

I only need 12,671 points for level 8.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Have a point on me. I'm about 9,000 points away from level 8

It is expensive

RobertMartin comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Be advised that matinee popcorn is what was not sold the previous night. After closing, any unsold popcorn is put in large bags, stored overnight, then reheated and sold at the first and probably second matinee, depending upon how much popcorn they have already sold.

Been feeling pretty low and heartbroken the past couple days.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Good job

Remember those days Bill?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 19, 2019:

As long as she still 90 degrees, she's good to go

Need a morning picker upper.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Lip lock alarm clock

I think this is the recipe for an Alabama Kush cannabis strain.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 19, 2019:

In West Virginia

[wellness.] 6 Relationship Regrets to Avoid. Agree/Disagree?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Agree.

It happened again yesterday...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 19, 2019:

No one can kill me, I'm already dead ?????

Hiding...…..

RobertMartin comments on Mar 19, 2019:

This is at bar called If My Wife Calls I'm Not Here Tavern.

Has profanity become the normal way to communicate?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I used to talk like that, in the last 10 years or so, I've cut waaaaay back on it. I can't say I know why or what happened to make me stop using excessive profanity.

Now I truly feel safe Brom bad...mold?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I'd do her

Think outside the box

RobertMartin comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Might wanna try saltpeter instead.

Find it cute and funny?????

RobertMartin comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Mtr. Maybe urban dictionary has something Update: mass transit railroad.

The World is a Cat

RobertMartin comments on Mar 18, 2019:

You've cat to be kitten me What a cat tastrophe I'll stop this meow

Acrocat…….

RobertMartin comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Talk about a scaredy cat.

This is so stupid!

RobertMartin comments on Mar 17, 2019:

I don't mean to sound cliche but guns do not kill people, people use guns to kill people.

Another beautiful weekend with my man. Aunt Mary is smitten like a kitten.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 17, 2019:

I'm happy for you.

I'm not a stalker, but...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 17, 2019:

A woman wouldn't want to be my stalker. I'll play with her emotions. I'd have sex with her, then when I'm done I'll either say, "why are you still here?" or. " you don't have to go home but you gotta get the hell on up outta here." The stalker should get fed up with that kind of mistreatment eventually.

Out of this world relationship.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Men are from Mars and women like penis or something

Crazy times in Murcia these days

RobertMartin comments on Mar 17, 2019:

The last one, the crayons is really funny.

I'm not a stalker, but...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Dayum

?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 17, 2019:

He needs to take his viagra and cialis

A video of me as a baby learning to say "frog."????? [youtu.be]

RobertMartin comments on Mar 16, 2019:

When she gets to school she'll learn how to write curse words in cursive.

Is it ok if I say fuck Zuck?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Here ya go, Zuck.

[youtu.be]

RobertMartin comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I think I had an acid flashback or something

Hell of a way to win.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 16, 2019:

No guts, no glory.

What is that mean?!????

RobertMartin comments on Mar 16, 2019:

A circumscion about to go horribly wrong.

How ruin someone else's weekend.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I ain't saying nothing.

So...is anyone ever on here?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 16, 2019:

From time to time

?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 16, 2019:

She'll get the tip alright, then the entire shaft. Giggity

The sexiest women...100 years ago!

RobertMartin comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Showing thigh back then was considered X rated and extremely naughty.

Or the TV was out...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I liked girls when I was 10, I didn't have a girlfriend ar that age. I was too awkward back then

Downloading data from a cloud

RobertMartin comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I have 15, whoops, CRASH, 10 commandments

This would cost way more than its worth.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Wish or pray in one hand, shit in the other and see what ya get first.

I had a friend come over with an infected Dell to see if it works on PC s too

RobertMartin comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Excellent point

Konga was a huge Orang-utan who had been in a Welsh Zoo for much of he life, well fed and exercised ...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 15, 2019:

You and me , baby ain't nothing but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel

Getting older.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 15, 2019:

No shit. Mom was right, getting old sucks.

Passive aggressive

RobertMartin comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I've looked up passive aggressive, I've read and reread it, I still don't understand it. I guess I don't understand how a person can be both passive and aggressive at the same time. Aren't they opposite feelings or emotions or something.

Some places just know how to treat people.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I'll have to go to this store and ask a female staff member for assistance

An update from the Onion - if only Adam and Eve had guns [theonion.com]

RobertMartin comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Just shared this to Facebook, to a group called southern atheist.

Memories for life

RobertMartin comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Dayum

Where to start ... ?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Start at her mouth with sweet kisses, kissing my way slowly down her body, then enter her .

I actually like my Facebook friends but I have to post this because it's funny.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 14, 2019:

That's how I roll

Would you buy this atheist toast? It shows our god... Starting price $15.00 !

RobertMartin comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I make my own atheist toast

Well now we know.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Dude's gonna bust out some ovaries

I will scratch it for you😜🤣🤣ayiiiii!

RobertMartin comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Better go to the bathroom, finish wiping.

That's why I prefer cats. What do you say?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 14, 2019:

To each their own

I want to let everyone know that Sassygirl3869 - Lisa, was hospitalized today for heart issues.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I hope everything turns out ok.

Just bring me my chicken

RobertMartin comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Waiter just doing his job

I think when we hit 120 members, we all do shots

RobertMartin comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I don't have tequila at home, I do have Jack Daniel's and E&J brandy .

Never forget.....

RobertMartin comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Pluto's life matters.

? advice from Bill?!

RobertMartin comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I do exercise occasionally. 2008 was the last time I did a black Friday thing. I bought a tv. A 42 inch for $800. Looking back I feel like I got ripped off.

Oh, NO! How did that happen?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 13, 2019:

He's lucky that harpoons weren't thrown his way.

Only in the bible would a guy standing next to a hot naked woman be tempted by fruit.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Why would God , I use the term loosely, put a tree of knowledge where Adam and Eve could get to it? Why were Adam and Eve forbidden to eat from the tree? What was ghost in the sky afraid of? Perhaps having knowledge would prove he doesn't really exist.

Only in the bible would a guy standing next to a hot naked woman be tempted by fruit.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 13, 2019:

If Adam was a fruit........

Facebook is down! If I didn't know better I'd suspect the apocalypse.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I thought that for a moment I was going to Facebook jail. I've been good for 18 months.

Love me some yardbird

RobertMartin comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Chicken embryos

Silence isn't the only thing that's golden

RobertMartin comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Giggity or not giggity, not sure...

"Planes are complex to fly" according to 45 so he just released his own design .

RobertMartin comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Pteradactyl airlines.

My mom's nipples are the best food ever?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 13, 2019:

That looks painful

No doubt..still true though

RobertMartin comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Took me a minute to see that