Could have been the Hotline to Russia to stop nuclear war...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Just for laughs...but good advice lol

RobertMartin comments on Jul 15, 2019:

I'm getting stingier every day with my fucks.

Please fill out in triplicate.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Fill this as completely and accurately as possible. We will get back to you.............or not.

Dudes a douchebag

RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:

I just can't believe here in 2019 that sheeple have allowed themselves to be brainwashed by this ass clown.

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀 😆 [images.app.goo.gl]

RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:

Now that's what I call shredding

Personal space

RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:

Hopefully it's easily collapsible in case a hottie comes up to me.

I know the "Forgettysburg Address" was so last week but this also struck me funny

RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:

In the bible there was a guy named Pontius Pilate. He flew planes too.

If dtrumph hates immigrants so much why does he keep marrying them?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:

Good question. First Ivana now Melania.

Had to share immediately!!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:

How did an out of touch POS John McCain get a ship named after him?

Get to it y’all!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:

Leave out cow or pig penises for these skitzos to lick.

Colorado...mountain traffic jam.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 14, 2019:

I'd rather that be the cause of stopped traffic. No accident involved.

Too tight for comfort? Or just right?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Just right

Guy buys a drink for a hooker in a hotel bar, they are just warming to each other when he says, is ...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Then the hooker fingers herself, puts her fingers in her mouth, removes the fingers and says, my pussy so good, I eat it myself.

Thanks to everyone for your love and support for me and Dan yesterday.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2019:

It's crazy, the government can throw unlimited amounts of money into fighting wars, but gives the V.A. next to nothing. The V.A. is short staffed because of budget cuts. I like to think that the people who work there do their best to help all veterans/patients. If safe to say that some of the staff is simply burned out, they need help and time off.

Just when you thought he might actually be smart enough to keep a low profile?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2019:

I can believe that, Republicans do have the backing of the religious right.

It was hot today.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2019:

It's hotter than a crack pipe on payday.

More than the usual funny memes going around

RobertMartin comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Deep down she wants Trump to grab er by da pussy.

Gonna take the plunge

RobertMartin comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I'm thinking that viagra and cialis would have been easier.

I posted this in General Hellos and MAN.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Deep down she wants Trump to grab er by da pussy

It was the ganja

RobertMartin comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Maybe the Chinese people cremate the dead.

Leave it to Beaver!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 12, 2019:

She said hard. Heh heh heh heh.

What's wrong with society...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 11, 2019:

I still do.

3 easyway😉

RobertMartin comments on Jul 11, 2019:

10 years and 30 years earlier from what? No one knows how long anyone is supposed to be alive.

Question: After you have been on on a one night stand, and your balls aren't blue anymore or your ...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Happy that I got laid.

Wow. They dressed differently then

RobertMartin comments on Jul 9, 2019:

They weren't known as stewdesses back then. They were simply referred to as wenches.

A Pol is served whiskey on a Flight.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 9, 2019:

As long as it's not male prostitutes.

Be honorable

RobertMartin comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Grass Smoker, when you can take the seed from my hand, it will be time for you to leave or something.

More truth here than some of you will be able to handle!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2019:

I'm an over the top kinda guy . The second part, under, is good if you got cats, that way they won't completely unroll the toilet paper.

Is it just me?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2019:

I let my girl use her vibrator on me, it's awesome. Of course, me being a smartass, I asked her if her using the vibrator on me makes me gay, she just laughed and said that there is no way in hell I'm gay. 🤣🤣😆😆

President Donald Trump and Theresa May are shown a time machine which can see 50 years into the ...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2019:

I'm not worried about it one way or the other. In 50 years I'll have been dead and cremated.

Is that what it's for?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2019:

I think that's a true fact.

Congrats to Single/Mingle/Chat for passing a milestone of 1400.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Oh, deer.

It started... I changed my first diaper yesterday! Woohoo! 😲😵 and yuck!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Pimp Poop In My Pants.

The things people decide get butt hurt over...sheesh...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 7, 2019:

He man looks a little like Terry Crews.

Y'all 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stolen from FB

RobertMartin comments on Jul 6, 2019:

He's also hauling several cases of clap.

Hygene and manners go hand in hand.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 6, 2019:

The only way that wouldn't work if dude was one of them who rarely brushes his teeth.

You gotta love it when your shift starts like this!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Mine never starts like that. It's like that when I get home.

Two choices...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 6, 2019:

A real gentleman would wear bronze. Let her come first and second then the man comes third.

When your friend loves it...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 6, 2019:

God? In this forum?

Yep, single again. Sigh. I'll be fine. I wish this would get easier.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 6, 2019:

I'm sorry to hear that. I've come to the realization that husbands/wives, girlfriends/boyfriends are disposable. One gets tired of the other, break up and if you're so inclined, find another one.

They canceled the episode after it aired.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Pokemon: what a gay rastafarian is hoping to do when going to a gay bar.

Hope it ain’t me

RobertMartin comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Here in Mississippi, today will be the first day someone will have ten fingers.

Best buds.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Oh, my blood sugar spiked. Jk. I like this post.

Happy fourth of July all and happy birthday to baby Jillian too.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Congratulations.

Ramble on....

RobertMartin comments on Jul 4, 2019:

I'm not signing that contract, way too much fine print.

I think I've posted this before but this is so funny. [youtu.be]

RobertMartin comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Brickleberry was a funny ass show.

Teach them well....

RobertMartin comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Gotta teach boys that this is 2019, the 21st century. Things are different now

(Dis)organized religion

RobertMartin comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Check out the funny hats.

I SEE IT! I SEE IT! Oh wait...

RobertMartin comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Did you see Jesus for a minute? It could've been Jose, Carmelo, Juan or Pedro.

Kind of ironic:

RobertMartin comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Never thought of it that way.

Happy Treason Day fellow Deplorables!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 4, 2019:

The colonists had no choice. They were being taxed to death and getting absolutely nothing in return.

Save yourself from me

RobertMartin comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Little pigs little pigs, let me in. Not by the hair of our chinny chin chins .

They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the Middle East.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 3, 2019:

I suppose that in the Middle East one thing Israel, they'll never be able to find the pal in Palestine.

Home is where it's at!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 3, 2019:

I love both of the memes.

Dirty Deeds (not done dirt cheap!)

RobertMartin comments on Jul 3, 2019:

There are people who thought the song lyric was " dirty deeds and the thunder chief ".

Okay, good!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:

You get 3 wishes unless it's one them welfare genies. Only get 1 wish with them. I heard a story someone who found a welfare genie lamp. His one wish was to be " all white, uptight, in the groove and outta sight". So the genie turned him into a tampon.

I found this amusing

RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Just give them a participation trophy 🏆🏆🏆 and a safe space and they'll be alright.

Men can't cook!!

RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:

If I don't cook, I'll go hungry. Eating out gets expensive.

😁😁😁on my way.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I won't be hard to find. My blimp is double parked in the twilight zone.

[youtu.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:

This is retarded

I just know someone on this site will say we did not evolve from apes.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Ape is wanting to tongue punch her fart box

Girls just wanna have fun.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:

10:20 am, central time

There is no God. Only the Bucket.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Macaroni and the government cheese?

The only triplet multithreaded oxymoron of which I’m aware.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Gonna get brainwashed by father Touchy.

He-Man made his own "loincloth"

RobertMartin comments on Jul 2, 2019:

TMI, dude. 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

Good morning all.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 1, 2019:

I've been here since June 27th 2018.

Hey all no one has posted much here.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 1, 2019:

At least he didn't ask for nor did you send him money.

All hail Pan! (Lifted from Facebook).

RobertMartin comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Sure, on one condition. We also will talk about alcohol, pot and fucking.

Any takers?

RobertMartin comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Dude let himself go.

Don't be selfish...

RobertMartin comments on Jun 30, 2019:

The second option works for me.

"My time's up. I'm sorry" - Joe Biden Most accurate thing he has ever said. Go away.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Ummmmm, ok.

Is Billy Mumy god?

RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:

I remember that episode. Thank you for posting this, it's another point of view, it makes perfect sense that Billy Mumy's character is god-like.. gives me something to think about.

Just a little crowded

RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Sausage fest.

Why is it people can't do simple math?

RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Something has to be done about rising medical costs. No one should have to go bankrupt because of cancer or other long term illnesses.

Oops, my bad

RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Good luck with that.

Must be good!

RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Good Romulan.

The meme version of my take on humanity

RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Didn't the spirit in the sky tell Noah to "be fruitful and multiply".

I think I'll just stay in.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:

936 degrees. I wonder what the UV index would be.

How do you combat loneliness?

RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Friend with benefits, see each other once or twice a week

For those with a sense of ridiculous.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Rascal Kidd McStinky

Snitches get stiches ...

RobertMartin comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Teach em while they're young.

Funny but true

RobertMartin comments on Jun 28, 2019:

I can remember writing curse words in cursive.

I'm not smart enough to take sides on this one.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 28, 2019:

I could use a wife like that.

You know how FB occasionally sends you suggestions for friends?

RobertMartin comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Jealousy is ugly, pointles and a sign of insecurity.

Spoil sport..

RobertMartin comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Beer good, tea bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆

Everything changes

RobertMartin comments on Jun 28, 2019:

What about dirty deeds and the thunder chief? 😆😆😆😆

Won't you be my neighbor.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Too big or not too big. That is the question.

Happy 4th from england

RobertMartin comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Happy to oblige. Maybe if your king didn't tax the colonists half to death and give them nothing in return, there might not have been a revolution .

He might have been an egotistical bastard.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 27, 2019:

He's right, every last politician is a piece of shit. Unfortunately it will never change . These low lifes have the money and backing to run for public office.

Pre-mySpacian period!

RobertMartin comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Carbon date that bad boy

Evolution at it's worst

RobertMartin comments on Jun 27, 2019:

He looks like he doesn't hunt pussy either.

I had heard one of the most absurd accusations from the media and the liberals yesterday.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Maybe people in Mexico, Central and South America need to take a page from our own history......

In retrospect ...

RobertMartin comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Careful what you wish for.

A one... a two...

RobertMartin comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Us white boys ain't got no rhythm. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆

Just a friendly warning...

RobertMartin comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Aight

Thoughts? [yahoo.com]

RobertMartin comments on Jun 26, 2019:

I'll take the shotgun. They can keep the bible and the flag.

So, the host of Republican Atheists has blocked me from her group.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 26, 2019:

This is really the problem with politics as a whole.

So, the host of Republican Atheists has blocked me from her group.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Both parties, Republicans and Democrats need to go away. I'm trying to do my part by voting third party.

Living Life on the Edge

RobertMartin comments on Jun 26, 2019:

An hour later at the emergency room........

What's your favorite meme of all time?

RobertMartin comments on Jun 26, 2019:

I love these two.