A little upset

RobertMartin comments on Jan 5, 2019:

That'll do, pig.

How to effectively deal with an over-reaching government...

RobertMartin comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Nice

Misunderstanding

RobertMartin comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Took me about 10 seconds to get that ??????

I am 500 points short of halfway to 50k. Can 500 people please say congratulations?

RobertMartin comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Congratulations

Who wants to go camping this weekend with me?

RobertMartin comments on Jan 4, 2019:

I might forget to bring my sleeping bag. ☻☻☻☻☻

The big book of words that offend progressive liberals.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 4, 2019:

That's a rather large book, they must be triggered by almost everything.

Ok, just this once I'll agree with men.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Why not look before you sit. I do that at home and especially at a public restroom, mens rooms are generally nasty, pee stains and shit stains on the toilet seat.

I was talking to a friend the other day about anxiety.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Work

Enchanting, haunting eyes....

RobertMartin comments on Jan 3, 2019:

I love her hair

Not just for Mardi Gras, apparently.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Like he wants to see adult female breasts.

Does this happen to you? Seems it is always me doing the changing...

RobertMartin comments on Jan 3, 2019:

No, I live alone

Kyrsten Sinema makes history as first bisexual sworn into American Congress. [yahoo.com]

RobertMartin comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Shes pretty, she doesn't need to buy sex.

Yeah, Rick! Cut it out!

RobertMartin comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Hey, Rick. Quit being a dick.

in another group someone introduced themselves as gender fluid can someone explain to me what that ...

RobertMartin comments on Jan 3, 2019:

I've read every comment and I still don't understand. There are only 2, repeat 2 genders, male and female.

I just want to be rich enough to PROVE that money can't buy happiness.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 3, 2019:

To quote William John Holmes Shakespeare in the play Slammedit : too big or not too big, that is the question.

I wish someone would write me a love letter.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Will this do or is it too sappy?

He doesn't exist! Lol

RobertMartin comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Dayum. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time

Fambly time

RobertMartin comments on Jan 2, 2019:

This is what incest will eventually lead to.

Hello.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 2, 2019:

I went and googled pluviophile. I never knew it meant someone who enjoys rain. Guess I learned something today.

Happy New Year 2019.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Happy new year

Let's hope that 2019 is less scary.

RobertMartin comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Dueling banjos

A question of the ages finally answered!!!

RobertMartin comments on Jan 1, 2019:

I'd tell folks no, they have bathrooms in the woods

Traditional Values

RobertMartin comments on Jan 1, 2019:

The 1950's were a great time for white males. Black people, Latinos, Asuans, women, not so good. Racism and homophobia were prevalent.

Hi everyone! I’m in a dilemma and hoping that I can get some feedback.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 31, 2018:

He might be a scammer/catfish. Be careful. If asks for money or an iTunes card, cut off all communication.

Wheres Bill?

RobertMartin comments on Dec 30, 2018:

I'm wondering if Trump would grab her by da pu$$y

Show me your Xmas jumper

RobertMartin comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Don me now our gay apparel It doesn't get any gayer than this

RobertMartin comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Got me

Every cat

RobertMartin comments on Dec 30, 2018:

The power of christ compels you

Wheres Bill?

RobertMartin comments on Dec 30, 2018:

?? oh, please, stay by me, viagra ??

Based on a Christmas Story

RobertMartin comments on Dec 30, 2018:

I see Vlad isn't Russian into anything.

Suddenly everyone enjoys working!!

RobertMartin comments on Dec 30, 2018:

That would help me out.

Hi all! Just checking in for a bit.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Happy early birthday, Cutiebeauty.

Are you a Marvel fan?

RobertMartin comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I'm a fan but not a fanatic or fan boy.

So seriously, I think this is the root of our problems.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 29, 2018:

12 billion to 13 billion by 2100. How are we going to feed all of these people?

The FEers have discovered another plot!

RobertMartin comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I shouldn't say what I want to call these folks, it may not be considered P.C.

And stop calling me Shirley

RobertMartin comments on Dec 28, 2018:

It's all about timing

This will probably offend someone too...

RobertMartin comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I like to tell people It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard

So many religions, so little time!

RobertMartin comments on Dec 28, 2018:

More like moronism.

A follow up to a couple posts on here.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Here's how I roll ?????

Love my new lipstick!! I have a bad lipstick addiction.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Looks good on you.

Ohh boy here we go again

RobertMartin comments on Dec 27, 2018:

I have a hard enough time saving me from myself ??????

Eating seeds

RobertMartin comments on Dec 27, 2018:

?? eating seeds as a pastime activity.....??

Michelle Obama voted most admired woman, bumps Hillary Clinton from the top spot: Gallup poll

RobertMartin comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Both of them considered most admired women? The bar has totally dropped to the bottom of the ocean. We'll need James Cameron to go and raise it ????

Why not? It worked for Mary! [amredeemed.com]

RobertMartin comments on Dec 27, 2018:

So the Baker is a suspect. Apparently he put a bun in the oven

Got a good line you think would work on her?

RobertMartin comments on Dec 26, 2018:

I find myself drawn to you.

What men really want

RobertMartin comments on Dec 26, 2018:

Hard to believe that a movie titled What Men Want is coming to theaters. I would think that a movie like would be gross and disgusting.

Blood Santa got shot

RobertMartin comments on Dec 26, 2018:

Merry Cripsmas?

My son and I went out to dinner last night and we both have been a bit sick since then! Hope your ...

RobertMartin comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Hope you get better soon

Do you agree with the official platform of the conservative party?

RobertMartin comments on Dec 25, 2018:

I agree with most everything here. As far as Obamacare is concerned, two things need to be changed 1. The part where a person has to have it if no other health insurance is available. It needs to be optional. 2. There should be different tiers or levels of coverage. Put another way, have a choice between a low premium/high deductible or high premium/low deductible policy. Most people in their 20's don't have ongoing medical issues, therefore they should not pay high premiums besides, many cannot afford high premiums.

Rush Limbaugh arrested on drug charges

RobertMartin comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Old news. Of course he worships the ground that Trump walks on. Same thing with the Bushs. On the other hand Michael Moore is the same way with Obama and Clinton so.......

Hope your holidays are happy, not like this little guy.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 23, 2018:

The dog owner: don me now our gay apparel The dog: it doesn't get any gayer than this

Cut my life into pieces......

RobertMartin comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Couldn't resist

Bad elf...

RobertMartin comments on Dec 23, 2018:

In this case, bad is good

I don't see anything, do you?

RobertMartin comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Something must be wrong all I see is a black box with no text or graphics.

this might be a little too racist

RobertMartin comments on Dec 23, 2018:

No, not at all.

Loneliness

RobertMartin comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Treat it like any other day of the year.

And there is this sign!

RobertMartin comments on Dec 23, 2018:

In prison the inmates smoke crack. Also they use drugs

dick pic or dick pick?

RobertMartin comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Here's a couple of dick pics......

She's got a little bit of everything.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I love it

When theists try to tell you why you should believe in god.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 22, 2018:

This is how I do

Gay marijuana?

RobertMartin comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Looking back at this post when it us captioned gay marijuana, I initially thought it was from someone who is anti pot and attempting to spread lies about marijuana. Put another way, marijuana will make a person gay ???????

Hi, my name is bubbles.. :) I like wet soapy sexy time... Wanna join me?

RobertMartin comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Yes I would ?????

How will you reply??

RobertMartin comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Depends on which ex. Some of them absolutely not. Others I would just use them for sex.

Gay marijuana?

RobertMartin comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Brilliant

Reason's Greetings fellow heathens.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Jesus fish evolving?

Why Santa Claus is Better Than God

RobertMartin comments on Dec 22, 2018:

There's a never aired on tv South Park episode called Jesus vs. Santa , it's on youtube.

It's dirty Saturday, ok?

RobertMartin comments on Dec 22, 2018:

His new name is..........Peg

Keep a dog off the street, bring him into the kitchen, he'll know what to do.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 22, 2018:

That's why I try not to drop food on the floor lol

I double dog dare you

RobertMartin comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I've heard NFL players say that God wanted their team to win, when they lose, God is not mentioned

Don't click on this post!!! You won't like it !!

RobertMartin comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Luckily, I don't have a wife to deal with

I just graduated with my master's degree (I know, at my age) so I put dating on hold for two years ...

RobertMartin comments on Dec 22, 2018:

In regards to the man who stated he loved you on the second date, he is definitely lonely and desperate. If you were to continue seeing him, he'll likely propose marriage to you. I suggest that you do not marry someone like that. It won't last, 18 months or less.

WARNING! Not for snowflakes, Leftists, Intollerant Nuveau "Liberals" or Republicans unable to ...

RobertMartin comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Funny, I love it.

Military Tribunals

RobertMartin comments on Dec 21, 2018:

I honestly don't know.

CrossFit cult.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 21, 2018:

That's why I would never join one, there's nothing in it for me.

& then it hit him! (or the other way around!!!)

RobertMartin comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Mt. Everest dead ahead

Day 121 and still no tomatoes

RobertMartin comments on Dec 21, 2018:

No buds. I'm guessing a male plant.

GoFundMe border wall: Decrying 'illegals,' amputee veteran raises millions - CNN

RobertMartin comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Since i already pay taxes. I will not give one red cent to GoFundMe for a wall.

We should give this a try.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 21, 2018:

One good thing about GoFundMe is that we can pick and choose what to fund and how much money to fund. A win for me.

We should give this a try.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Then what's the point in paying taxes?

A punny one for the season.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 20, 2018:

That took me a minute to get that one. It's brilliant

My youngest daughter thinks Santa Claus is a short, middle aged, Italian/Puerto Rican lady.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Maybe the beard?

Goes from a 9 or 10 straight down to a zero real quick

RobertMartin comments on Dec 20, 2018:

It gets worse when she mentions Julio , Juan and Carlos.

I know this is wrong, but it’s the only Santa photo I have.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 20, 2018:

If that's wrong I don't wanna be right

Why wait for a birthday, Christmas and New years are coming.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Straight outta Mississippi

Still Santa...

RobertMartin comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Definitely not giggity.

OOOPPPPPSSSS . . . . . Something god CAN'T do . . .

RobertMartin comments on Dec 19, 2018:

He also can't get lost.

I keep noticing so many that look at the memes & not only never comment, but are even too stingy to ...

RobertMartin comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Just because I don't comment doesn't mean I didn't like the meme. If I like it, I'll react to it, almost always with a haha.

Smh those naughty priests

RobertMartin comments on Dec 19, 2018:

A priest and a rabbi are walking in the park comparing notes about their religions. They see a 10 year old boy stopped over to get a drink from a water fountain. The priest says "I'd love to fuck him". The rabbi says "outta what "?

Feeling a bit mischievous today, so l think l will see if we have a 'transgender' group here and ...

RobertMartin comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Obviously these 27%ers are all homos.

Have you ever ghosted anyone?

RobertMartin comments on Dec 19, 2018:

I really don't care about that. I just move on and find the next one

Clever! Took me a second.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 19, 2018:

DNA is a double helix strand. RNA is a single

Welcome new member @k8te hope you enjoy our little group :)

RobertMartin comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Welcome to the group

Can you guys see this pic without this link? [agnostic.com]

RobertMartin comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I had to tap on the link.

It's exactly like this...exactly [facebook.com]

RobertMartin comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I need me some of that

Do you have any "deal breakers" in potential partners?

RobertMartin comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Drunk asses. I won't enter into a joint savings and checking account.

Hungry cannibal

RobertMartin comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Lil Jeffy Dahmer

Try talking your way out of that one.. Joseph is going to be one pissed off dude.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 17, 2018:

We'll have to send Maury back there by way of a time machine. A DNA test will have to be done on the three wise men and Joseph.

Test post... Please comment if you got an alert for this post.

RobertMartin comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Yes

Welcome new member, @twofortea

RobertMartin comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Welcome to the group, twofortea.

This Xmas stuff is bloody inconvenient

RobertMartin comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Also stash the weed and crack pipe.