Honestly, the Bible ainβt much good for whacking off to Maybe I just didnβt find the right passages
What?! There is some truly salacious stuff in there. [answeringchristian.wordpress.com]
@OpposingOpposum guess I was looking for lust in all the wrong places in the Bible
Classy.
Hahahahahaha. If you're looking for class in this group, you are in the wrooooong group.
The Hispanics don't seem to know who Jesus is. They keep calling him "Hey, Zeus!"
Or maybe I'm hearing them wrong. They think Jesus is a doctor who writes children's books. They keep calling him, "Hey, Seuss!"
Sounds like a hymn to sing in church: "Open Your Legs for Jesus."
Most twisted C&W song ever: Jesus Kick Me Through the Goal Posts of Life.
Posted by backtobasicsThe same people that used to put the word colored on water fountains and bathrooms are now putting biological on bathrooms.
Posted by backtobasicsWords to live by
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
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Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.