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The satanic demon dog on my front porch didn't stop any visiting bible belters at my fabled estate.
I want some! I hope it will work for missionaries on the doorstep. Or do I need a special formula called Missionary Off?
Sorry it only works on ordained clergy.... Have you considered pepperspray for missionaries?... Or you can just turn on the sprinklers....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Sometimes I just lead them on, and ask for evidence for what they tell me. That really confuses them.
@BestWithoutGods Next time ask them if they ever read Matthew 6:5-9.... They hate that one... Almost as bad as asking them who cut Sampson's hair.... They never get that one right...
@1EarthLovingGal Nowhere near as much fun though...
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.
Posted by backtobasicsThe same people that used to put the word colored on water fountains and bathrooms are now putting biological on bathrooms.
Posted by backtobasicsWords to live by
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!