Regarding your comment "I aim to please" - when I was a little kid, I saw a sign in a bathroom (for both genders) that depicted a guy in front of a toilet and said "I aim to please. You aim too, please."
Usually when I act like an idiot on a first date, I don’t get called back.
well then they are not worth your time.. goodbye to bad rubbish I say.
Love it
Are you having fun here? We're not everyone's cup of tea, or bottle of vodka!
I have so many memes saved-just had to clean them out!
Is the umbrella intended to be a speed brake, ha ha
Cheaper than a parachute!
in case she takes off into flight.. like Mary Poppins..
I have my half covered!
I'm sure you do.. There was no doubt in my mind..
@mistymoon77 Thank you! Now if I can just find somebody to share!
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself