They PAY for porn? Good grief!

@anglophone They also pay for magic underwear too!

@Zealandia They do that, and cannot understand why wearing it all the time (even in the shower) gives them Thrush, or as one elder once described it to me "The devil's itch"

@Zealandia, @anglophone They do, to them watching porn is a sin but can be forgiven, however stealing porn is a one way ticket to the outer darkness!

@LenHazell53 I wonder how much I get if I pawn a porn video ...

@anglophone Interestingly in Utah, there is a law against prostitution, but brothels get around it by using another law that makes porn legal. Because having a camera in every room, and if you film a sex act and at least one person is being paid, then it is a porn film being made in a studio not a brothel and they are not prostitutes they are actors and that is completely legal.

@LenHazell53 Presumably the footage is deleted at the end of the session.

Apparently Mormons don’t like the usage of “magic underwear” the correct term is “temple garment”.

Mormon temple currently being built in Auckland is huge and can be seen for miles around.

@Zealandia Yes Mormons are prolific temple builder, they build the useless things all over the world, for various religious purposes and pointless rituals, mostly plagiarised from Scottish rite freemasonry.
No one may enter a Mormon temple unless they have proven themselves "worthy" by passing various tests the most important of which is being able to prove that you have tithed in full, that is to say given 10% of your gross income to the church for at least three years.
They enforce this rule vigorously, for reason of respect of the holy Trinity and the LDS Church.
That is what they say
The real reason is somewhat more practical.
As you say, the Temples are fucking huge, and go down in to the earth as far as they go up in to the sky.
Each temple has a complex of vaults and strong rooms underneath, and these rooms are for rent to ANYONE who is willing to pay for the ultimate in the security.
Temples for reason of the ancient laws of sanctuary, cannot be entered by anyone with a temple recommend and that includes the police, the civil service, the armed services and anyone else.
Even then if you did have a recommend, the only people able to enter the temple basements are the those holding "The Second Anointing" a uniquely Mormon form of baptism given only to the select few in the church hierarchy, allows entrance in to the sealed parts of the temple, access to forbidden sacred knowledge and the promise of automatic salvation and entrance in to the "Celestial Kingdom" (Mormon super heaven) even if you commit the unpardonable sin. It's basically a Mormon get out of jail free card.

@Zealandia Yes they call their magic undies "Temple Garments" which are basically long johns with magical symbols cut out of them in three places, to make them both devil proof and actual bullet proof (yes they really believe that) when I was a Mormon they used to cost £40 a pop and you had to buy three sets at once. I hear they are about £100 each now.
However don't confuse Temple garments with Temple clothes, the latter are ridiculous outfits you also have to buy, to wear inside the temple that pretty much make you look like the Pillsbury doe boy.

@LenHazell53 That is SO Mormon!

@LenHazell53 Thanks for that info, that’s interesting.