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Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "Christmas" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Posted by Zealandia
I have bought my wife a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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Dec 24, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 21, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present? Because the rest of the letters were not-E. .
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Dec 29, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Retweets Post Naming Alleged Whistleblower President Trump retweeted, then deleted, a post from suspicious Twitter user @Surfermom77 - thought to be an automated Russian bot - a tweet that included the alleged name of the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 25, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
little Johnny won't stop swearing. So his dad tells him that Santa is listening and will not bring him any presents if he continues but that does not stop him. So on Christmas morning, instead of toys, he wakes up to find a socking full of horse ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 25, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
What you say to muslim on christmas day? "A pint of milk and a packet of Rizlas please"
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 20, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
There was a teacher who was shouting at his class because they were being lazy. "I wouldn't be surprised if 50% of you failed this math class," he said. One of the kids raises his hand, "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 13, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Does anyone remember this tongue twister? Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers where's the pickled pepper Peter Piper picked? How fast can you say it? Iol.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 30, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Teacher asked first graders what is something you're proud of? Little boy raises his hand and stands up. I'm proud that I was able to help my mother grow Christmas trees in the basement!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
This one is very smelly: "How do you think know that spring has arrived in Australia? They start selling the Christmas food and decorations in the supermarkets!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by IanCarty
What do you call it when batman skips Church? Christian Bale
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 4, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
"Im going on holiday" "Where to?" "Labor day island" "Wheres that?" "Half way between Easter island and Christmas island"
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Jul 1, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by noworry28
Onions and Christmas Trees A family is the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round ...
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Jun 11, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
This poor man was in a bicycle accident right before Christmas one year. The result was at one of his testicles ascended, and he had to wait for it to reset itself. At least he got to wait on New Years for the ball to drop.
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May 17, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
We are farmers
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May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Was reading where some cannibals dined on a selection of preists, rabbis, shaiman, and assorted other men of faith....sounds like they got a little taste of reilgion.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by artnerd
Two dyslexics are in a room when one says to the other,"Do you smell gas? "Smell gas?" The other says, " I can't even smell my own name."
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May 8, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
A scientist kept a close ion her equipment
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Apr 29, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Keith_J
Today I shocked the mailman when I opened the door and was completely naked. I’m not sure what surprised him most: my nudity, or the fact that I know where he lives.
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Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Jesusluvsu
What did the blind and deaf crippled orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
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Mar 16, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
The first time I spent the night at my girlfriends family's house, I found out how strict and traditional her familywere. Her father wouldn't let us sleep together in the same room. This was a shame, because he was a very attractive man
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 17, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Insectra
Sounds like a joke my dad would make.
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