An insight into mens psych Miss NSW Australia is on a cruise ship that sinks in the Pacific. To make matters worse she ends up alone on a desert island with the most fat, ugly and greasy looking guy you could ever imagine. He is bald and sweats profusely. This beautiful young woman is trapped with someone she cannot stand and despairs of her fate. Now Sam the guy in question turns out to be one of the ships cooks and is lovely to her. He makes her her own cabin, cooks great seafood dishes. brings shells and flowers to decorate and never lays a hand on her. They became friends and one stormy night with the wind howling around the cabin she takes him to bed and.... This relationship continues for quite some time till she discovers a suitcase under his bed. Curious she looks inside and it is full of clothes far to small for Sam. That night she asks Sam about the case. Sam with tears in his eyes explains " It belonged to my mate Joe. We were the best of mates, we were at school together, joined catering college together and went everywhere together. Including that last voyage when the ship sank. Joe and I managed to get off the ship in time and used his suitcase as a raft but Joe slipped off and though I tried to grab him (tears rolling down his eyes) his hand was too greasy from making a flan (sniff) and he sank beneath the waves. I so miss my old mate and now and again I look at is stuff in the case just to remember him. " By now she is in tears too and asks Sam if she can help in any way? Sam says well there is one thing you could do " " Whats that? " she replies " " Well could you dress up in Joes clothes and pretend to be him just for a while? It would give me so much comfort just to talk to him one last time. Even though its only make believe " " Of course Sam, I would be glad to " and so said she slips off and changes into Joes old clothes. When she comes back she says " Hi Sam its your old mucker Joe " Sams smiles a huge smile and says " Hi Joe yould never guess what Im shagging "