The Texan looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man ready to jump! "Stop," he yelled, "remember you're someone who has value!" The man yelled back, "I just lost everything of value in the stock market!" "But remember you're important to your wife," yelled the Texan. "She divorced me." "Remember your children! Remember your children," yelled the Texan. "They never call," said the man. "Then your parents. Remember your parents," yelled the Texan. "Dead as doornails," said the man. "Then 'Remember the Alamo'", yelled the Texan. "WHAT'S THE ALAMO?" inquired the man. And the Texan replied, "JUMP, you Yankee son of a bitch!"
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Lol. a battle that lasted 6 days or 2 hours depending which version you believe.
273kelvin
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& it's too bad the rest of that "war" didn't go the other way, maybe then Texas would still be part of Mexico & we'd never have had the damn Cowboys!
@phxbillcee It would also make Trumps wall a bit tricky
@273kelvin It isn't already?????
@phxbillcee Yes but the Patriots LOST yeah!!. and the Vince Lombardy trophy finally came home to Philly.
@silverotter11 ???
@273kelvin Surely child's play to Texans. Would they then have the longest wall in the world?
@FrayedBear Unfortunately no, like most of the US the Chinese own that.
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