Two pieces of asphalt go into a bar and ask the bartender if there is a piece of green asphalt in. " No I am sure I would have noticed that. "
" Are you really sure theres no green asphalt in here? "
" Yeah I am really sure "
" Are you definitely sure theres no green asphalt here? "
" Yes I am positive there`s no green asphalt in here. Why do you keep on asking about this green asphalt? "
" Because he is a f*ckin cyclepath. "
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Do you work for Wimpeys @273kelvin ?
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@273kelvin That's them. My first full time employee out of school. I was based in Liverpool, the local regional office was at Bootle where the crack of catarrh in the accent was louder than a bullocky's whip driving the oxen on an axle deep muddy track. And that was just the young girls fresh out of school.
@FrayedBear You always tell a german girl.
A belgian or a dutch.
And you can always tell a scouse lass
But you cannot tell her much
@273kelvin love it. Almost as apposite as the 'ampshire "Strong in't arm, theeck in't 'ead".
@FrayedBear Yorkshire guy says " I calls me dog Grieg, coz all it does when it comes in is pee agint suite "
@273kelvin When the only good thing to come out of Yorkshire is a few good looking women and the shit in the Ouse I'm not surprised that the dogs behave like that. But you remind me of a working dog joke. I'll post it.
@FrayedBear Quite a few great cricketers and some brilliant writers. At one point in the 2012 olympics Yorkshire had a higher medal tally than Oz
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