Off limits!!!!

Kynlei comments on Apr 16, 2021:

Well, give him his damn wishes! He is your master now.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 16, 2021:

What would a cat wish for?

A little Langhorn Slim.

Marionville comments on Apr 16, 2021:

Nice to be introduced to someone new. Don’t think my radio will pick up your station though I’m afraid!

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 16, 2021:

It is online as well. At 5 pm EST it becomes Funky Friday

Sprayed my car with rust remover

bobwjr comments on Apr 15, 2021:

Had one of those

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 15, 2021:

Many of us have. As long as your feet don't go through the floorboard when you hit the brakes.

It amazes me that hunters, with no formal training are required to identify a bird flying at up to ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 15, 2021:

So what did happen? Did she kill her victim to resign? Or is she dumb as a plug? She was conducting training and decided she needed a victim to demonstrate her balls?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 15, 2021:

@racocn8 I agree.

It amazes me that hunters, with no formal training are required to identify a bird flying at up to ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 15, 2021:

So what did happen? Did she kill her victim to resign? Or is she dumb as a plug? She was conducting training and decided she needed a victim to demonstrate her balls?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 15, 2021:

By resigning, she can avoid being fired and losing her pension.

A stranger called me on my company phone and didn't readily identify herself, so I was polite and ...

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Wow! I just get calls telling me that my SS account has been discontinued and I might be liable and prosecuted unless I do this or that OR that due to my recent stay at Marriott's, I won a vacation! (I haven't stayed at a Marriott's for more than six years.) I love to talk to the customer ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 14, 2021:

@Gwendolyn2018 Yeah, when they get on that sales pitch roll, woo boy. I questioned one if he was masterbating and he kept talking. One of the worst was from the fraternal order of police. And, he sounded just like Dan Acroid. When I said no, he wanted to know what the "boys" ever did to me.

A stranger called me on my company phone and didn't readily identify herself, so I was polite and ...

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Wow! I just get calls telling me that my SS account has been discontinued and I might be liable and prosecuted unless I do this or that OR that due to my recent stay at Marriott's, I won a vacation! (I haven't stayed at a Marriott's for more than six years.) I love to talk to the customer ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 14, 2021:

Most of the places, if you call back have a "not in service" message. Sometimes they answer. A while back I called back and they hung up on me. I kept calling back telling them to block me. On call 7. I was blocked. I did the same to them after some satisfaction - dont mess with an old man who has time.

I had forgotten about this band, Fanny.

Redheadedgammy comments on Apr 14, 2021:

I’ve not heard of them before. Thanks for sharing, I enjoyed listening to them.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 14, 2021:

At 72 she is still out performing. She is of Philippino heritage.

Can You Be Fired for Having Sex?

yvilletom comments on Apr 14, 2021:

If the case gets to SCOTUS, it will let the Court reverse and throw away their poorly-reasoned ‘“sincerely-held religious belief” precedent.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 14, 2021:

Hopefully

I had forgotten about this band, Fanny.

Marionville comments on Apr 14, 2021:

I have no recollection of ever hearing of this band. Happy birthday to June anyway!

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 14, 2021:

They were never big. However, they were talented musicians. As I said, I had forgotten about them.

Prince Philip: The Vanuatu tribes mourning the death of their 'god'

Triphid comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Sorry BUT I'm by no means a Royalist. But Prince Philip a GOD, you've got to joking.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 14, 2021:

It is a real cult, similar to the "cargo cult," also from islanders in the South Pacific.

Rick Wiles: Dr.

CuddyCruiser comments on Apr 13, 2021:

This asshole should be given the Chinese water torture.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 14, 2021:

@CuddyCruiser The Vietnamese used that as a torture - that was why John McCain couldn't type or write well (same with others).

Rick Wiles: Dr.

CuddyCruiser comments on Apr 13, 2021:

This asshole should be given the Chinese water torture.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 13, 2021:

Tie him down, start the drip drip drip on his head, while at the same time, start bamboo shoots growing into his finger nails and toe nails.

Here is a little Willie for a Tuesday afternoon. [youtu.be]

LucyLoohoo comments on Apr 13, 2021:

Considering some of the abuse his poor body's taken...it's amazing that he's still with us.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 13, 2021:

A few years ago he made a comment about how the young people needed to save the Earth for him and Keith Richards. Yes, he has lived quite a live. Sometime in the 50s, one of his past wives sewed his drunken-passed out body into the bed linens and then beat him with a wooden club of some sort.

I am working on a game for next weekend.

barjoe comments on Apr 12, 2021:

"Portray Normally" was actually a Buck Owens tune covered by the Beatles. It was a Ringo song. "Loud, Colorful Bird's Direction" is a strange George song, nobody will get that one.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 12, 2021:

Buck didn't write it, but had the first hit. Then later, after the Beatles broke up, Buck and Ringo did a duet that hit the country charts.

Its.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Pre electric Bob.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 12, 2021:

@Marionville Being about 9 back then, I dont personally remember the uproar from then, but I have read about how some "folkies" were outraged when Bob showed up with an electric guitar in hand.

Kidnapped Catholic clergy, including French citizens, held for $1 million ransom in Haiti ...

KKGator comments on Apr 12, 2021:

While this probably makes me a terrible person, I honestly don't care.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 12, 2021:

I was thinking of paying the takers to keep them. The clergy

How is it a politician can ignore science, make bad health policies for personal reason (like god ...

KKGator comments on Apr 12, 2021:

It's been this way since ancient times. The wealthy and powerful get away with murder. Their tools, be they military or police, generally do as well.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 12, 2021:

Literally. Back in the 80s when a Dupont killed a wrestler, the police were told that the killer MUST be brought in alive.

The Christian Right Is Very Angry That Pornhub is Offering Free Premium Content | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 10, 2021:

"PornHub says that some of their best sales occur in the bibly belt - go figure, who would have thought so many evangelicals would be hypocrites," said the man with sarcasm dripping down his jowls.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 10, 2021:

@linxminx If you want to hear a fun song, look up Jonie the Jehovah's Witness Stripper, supposed to be based on a real friend of the singer.

A fresh new widow on the market.

NHjulie comments on Apr 10, 2021:

Too soon.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 10, 2021:

Probably. Still, not being a part of the empire, I chuckled. I wouldn't post it myself.

Now that's a great advertisement

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2021:

Placement, like location is everything in advertising.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 10, 2021:

You beat me to it (and no, I didn't realize my possible pun until now).

The Christian Right Is Very Angry That Pornhub is Offering Free Premium Content | Hemant Mehta | ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 10, 2021:

Why would anyone give any weight to the opinions of hypocrites? I find such people plastic and artificial, just under the fake smile and dignified posture I always find raging lunatics that side with passive aggressive racism, that’s allied with misogynistic rhetoric, and will jump to the defense...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 10, 2021:

As I just wrote, PornHub claims some of their best sales are in the bibly belt.

I find this at the same time fascinating and horrifying.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 10, 2021:

Icky people. And she, a divorced catholic, was the ambassador to the Vatican. Although, if you think about it, who needs someone experienced to deal with an 800 people state anyway. Thinking about it, if I were President, I would send someone from here.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 10, 2021:

@Theresa_N I know who I would send now, an old student and their SO.

How i am feeling this morning. "Lazy" by DP. [youtu.be]

Redheadedgammy comments on Apr 10, 2021:

Need to dig out my Deep Purple albums!! I forgot how good this band was. Thanks for sharing!

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 10, 2021:

By the time this came out, I was building an album collection. Machine Head, though, became my first 8 track tape.

Volcanic eruption (pretty big) on St Vincent in the Caribbean.

silverotter11 comments on Apr 9, 2021:

I'm laughing at your bet. Having experienced the Mt. St. Helens eruption in May 1980 it's serious shit whether you're a believer or not.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 9, 2021:

Exactly. I had a geology class in 82. The prof had these magnificent photos on slides that he showed of the eruption. The hot ash cloud kept getting closer and bigger. The prof then told the story of how those were taken by one of his grad students who took the photos, wrapped the camera, stuffed it under his truck seat, then got erased from being.

Here we are once again at bedtime for me.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 9, 2021:

One of the many performances I watched that day. Great performer.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 9, 2021:

@Marionville Definitely

Decisions, decisions?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 9, 2021:

We spend why too much money on the military complex. We have two of the longest unguarded borders in the world. You could cut the military budget 25% and still be one of the toughest guys on the block. This nation is failing its people at the expense of the enrichment of a few.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 9, 2021:

@phxbillcee last good Republican President

Decisions, decisions?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 9, 2021:

We spend why too much money on the military complex. We have two of the longest unguarded borders in the world. You could cut the military budget 25% and still be one of the toughest guys on the block. This nation is failing its people at the expense of the enrichment of a few.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 9, 2021:

And, I'm a vet saying that.

Here is a Philadelphia band the radio has been playing.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Apr 8, 2021:

Not bad at all!

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 8, 2021:

I know. I was pleasantly surprised.

Arkansas State House Republicans Pass Bill Allowing Creationism in Science Class | Hemant Mehta | ...

bbyrd009 comments on Apr 8, 2021:

so, just for you, i'll suggest that it's all in the interpretation i mean, what is meant by "teach creationism" anyway? crap, guess ill go look, brb... "As we know, the Earth doesn’t exist because God poofed it into being a few thousand years ago. The Bible may say that, but the Bible is ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 8, 2021:

Actually, we are all in a simulation built by a 7th grader for their science fair, and are now sitting in a box in the kid's closet.

A late easter joke; I just heard it today.

Druvius comments on Apr 8, 2021:

The original punchline was "Brylcreem, it puts life in your hair!" Old jokes never die, they just get recycled every generation. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6F4GtyRfto

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 8, 2021:

Yep.

COVID-Denying Pastor: Wearing Face Masks Means Promoting a Secular Religion | Hemant Mehta | ...

RussRAB comments on Apr 8, 2021:

I wonder, how much is Pastor John MacArthur willing to pay personally in damages for contributing to the deaths of anyone in his congregation? The facts are awfully clear after all. The science of the transmission of the disease is well understood, and history such as the experience a year ago in ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 8, 2021:

I, too, wondered that

Happy B-Day Singer/Guitarist John Oates (73) Daryl Hall & John Oates - She's Gone (Live 1982 - ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Excellent Philly performers

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 7, 2021:

@Marionville close enough. My state and my sons live and work there. Soon to be my old state - moving to Chicago come June.

When you have not cleaned in a while

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Short reminder - do not harm opossums as they dont spread disease and eat lots of parasites.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 7, 2021:

Should say seldom pass on disease

Just checking to see who else is nerdy enough to get this reference

Theresa_N comments on Apr 7, 2021:

I thought I was pretty nerdy, but I guess I'm not.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 7, 2021:

@bbyrd009 My son showed it to me and now I've seen more seasons than he has. My GF finds it funny, although not her first choice of entertainment.

I hate when that happens! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2021:

So, have you set a date?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 6, 2021:

After she woke up, she had forgotten his name.

I was just reminded.

azzow2 comments on Apr 5, 2021:

I don't remember unrepining with the Ranger it must not have been out in the Med.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 5, 2021:

Not that I know of. As far as I can tell, she stayed on the West coast.

Hopefully there won't be a sequel.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2021:

The short story Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep was set in 2021. Android killers coming by years end. As an aside, at least one military base is going to be using those electronic "dogs" for outer guard patrols. The ones that look like they could do some damage when fully functional.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 5, 2021:

@silverotter11 Yep

There is no truth to the rumor that Matt Gaetz is opening a camp for children that are about to be ...

WilliamCharles comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Interestingly enough, what's the legality of transportation them to where the age limit is low enough? Are there still states where 16 is the cutoff? I think it's that in the UK.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 5, 2021:

Federal law over state lines. And, even in then, most backward states, if not all, require parental permission. A few years ago some 16 year old girl married a 50 something guy in Nevada - the news picked it up (my opinion on that, she wanted to be a model and even weird publicity can be good, especially when young).

Always felt Dr Drew was a shit stain. He endorsed Hydroxychloroquine as well. What a Quack!

Buttercup comments on Apr 5, 2021:

He need to get out more, lots of countries require lots of vaccines already. Too bad he forgot how to doctor, I thought his show with Adam Corolla was pretty funny.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 5, 2021:

I never watched said show. Since losing his sidekick Jimmy, I find Adam Corolla more ass than funny.

Jewish Haiku ( from my Jewish friends - who else?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2021:

The Tao is not Jewish, funny

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 5, 2021:

Loved them all

THE UNWOKE BLIND RACISM OF CANCEL CULTURE Sometimes the white supremacy assumptions of extreme ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Personally I think in the long run the policy of the "woke" generation of rewriting history, denying art and literature of the past and trying to pretend that if we do not talk about past mistakes, misjudgments and crimes this will means they will just go away and we nor anyone else will never do ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 4, 2021:

Let's not deny history - spread some statues of General Sherman all over the state of Georgia.

THE UNWOKE BLIND RACISM OF CANCEL CULTURE Sometimes the white supremacy assumptions of extreme ...

bobwjr comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Conservatives using smoke and mirrors to deflect from voter suppression

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 4, 2021:

@BufftonBeotch They certainly DO know: Stopping black people from voting.

THE UNWOKE BLIND RACISM OF CANCEL CULTURE Sometimes the white supremacy assumptions of extreme ...

KKGator comments on Apr 3, 2021:

The whole concept of "cancel culture" is utter bullshit. The believers have been doing it for centuries. Now, the assholes on the right are using it to avoid accountability. Griping about Dr. Seuss is avoidance of accepting responsibility for lying about voter fraud, lying about voter ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 4, 2021:

Thank you for stating what so many know and saving us the time.

New infrastructure bill brings hope for thousands of homeless people!

girlwithsmiles comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Mmm a lot of money into roads and rail. Don’t know much about the issues facing the homeless over there, but some groups are certainly trying to help 😊 https://yourstory.com/2017/11/billionbricks-shelter-homeless-india?utm_pageloadtype=scroll I know, it’s supposed to be funny, but ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 3, 2021:

Not necessarily over your head, just not a real funny issue, especially when you have dealt with homelessness on any level. The joke is they get s new bridge to sleep under - they don't really get any help.

I guess I can still get a good meal together...

bobwjr comments on Apr 3, 2021:

What bait

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 3, 2021:

@phxbillcee Video game systems work well too.

What has four letters

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

You are absolutely correct (which has 7 letters).

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 3, 2021:

You has 3 the letters.

I think i would have to say Elvis but Freddie is a close second.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Where's Grace Slick?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 2, 2021:

Still alive?

Johns Hopkins clinical pharmacologist Roland Griffiths talks about a major new study hinting at ...

bbyrd009 comments on Apr 2, 2021:

SciAmer is fairly late to this game; been following it for about a year now on some other sites

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 2, 2021:

Yea, I have been following it for years, at least 9. I learned about the tests 9 years ago after many years fighting my own demons and getting them and my depression under control, I was too late, helped too early, to get into the trials.

Let me explain Easter.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 2, 2021:

In 2018, Easter fell on April 1st, for what that is worth.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Apr 2, 2021:

@DenoPenno GeeZeus was, IMHO, simply a construct of other prototypes in similar religions I just added the fools day as trivial knowledge. So, to the fools who celebrate, why not rise up on fools day.

I didn't know there was a film section in the Watchtower magazine but I found this interesting ...

St-Sinner comments on Mar 31, 2021:

I heard it was a good, popular long running show. Did anyone watch it?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 31, 2021:

The Broadway show was a huge success. The Movie was a real stinker.

A Colorado Town Sold Public Property to a Boy Scout for His Christian Memorial | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Tear it down. Too bad kid, a better Eagle scout would have done some research. Plus, where the hell was his scout leader?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 31, 2021:

@anglophone Could be

Charles Schulz knew what he was talking about.

Willow_Wisp comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Education is never given it's taken. Sure public schools present educational opportunities but teachers can't learn for you, it's up to you to open your mind enough to let the information in. I went to school in rural Alabama, yes they tried to blow smoke up my ass, not because they were dishonest...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 31, 2021:

To some degree, I became a teacher - influenced by the good ones not outweighing the bad ones. One of my worst was my 5th grade teacher who beat me (figuratively and literally) into a form of smoldering "behavior," and earning my name on the 5 top students' list. She once screamed at me when I brought up "I thought the Supreme Court said we weren't to pray anymore." Instead of a learning moment, it was a berating one. Without ever saying another word on the topic, a couple days later, prayer before lunch ended. While teaching, Pennsylvania passed a law requiring the pledge, or singing of the national anthem. I was at a private, mostly liberal school at the time. We did not have flags in our classrooms at the time. One of the "patriotic" parents bought flags for the whole school (that family left a year or two later). I told my homeroom at the time, "If the law gets through the courts (it didn't) I will open the door and we will sing as loud as possible and without a care for voice inflection."

This song was rejected by the Beatles.

The-Krzyz comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Love this album — yes, an album(!), which I still own. George was my favorite Beatle, and I admired his later work musically and in film.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 29, 2021:

I had the album - came with a poster of George.

Capitol Riot Suspect to Judge: I Don’t Need a GPS Monitor Because I’m Christian | Hemant Mehta |...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 27, 2021:

Take a poll - how many xtions are there in prison?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 28, 2021:

@snytiger6 And, as I would expect, there is a higher percentage of muslims and Native American religions than in the general population at large. More minorities get locked up.

This probably happened

Cast1es comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Ships don't just go through the canals alone . They're guided by tow boats , which guide them .

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 28, 2021:

In reality yes. And they put a canal pilot onboard as well.

Hmm, so if you smoke weed today, the devil will eat your ass after you die?

Willow_Wisp comments on Mar 27, 2021:

I smoke weed, I don't even know where the Devil, in whom I have no belief, grows lettuce.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 27, 2021:

@phxbillcee Most likely some old elephant weed in that place still lying around.

Pastor: I’m Holding Services Because I Have Machines That Shoot Down Viruses | Hemant Mehta | ...

Triphid comments on Mar 27, 2021:

What a joke and utter imbecile that Rodney Howard-Browne is, 13 Virus Killing Machines? What are they, Jeebus Chrust and the 12 Impossibles perhaps? Maybe, just maybe, IF he'd spent less of the tithes on his personal luxuries and MORE on keeping in good with Sky Daddy then he may well gotten 15 ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 27, 2021:

Who is the worse imbecile, him or his flock of idiots who believe such tripe?

OK, don't get concerned, I'm not a perv. I run a bar-b-que restaurant...

FrayedBear comments on Mar 26, 2021:

Don't get it.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 26, 2021:

The stealing / kidnapping of children is a big conspiracy theory about being sold and exploited. NOT saying it doesn't happen, just that over 99 % of kids taken in the country are taken by adults they know, usually custodial arguments. The joke is - he is one of the few who DO take children. I dont find it funny as people like the anti maskers used the excuss that kids shouldn't wear masks because they cant ask for help, etc.

Penises are shrinking because of pollution warns scientists [euronews.com]

nicknotes comments on Mar 26, 2021:

I read that testosterone levels are sinking due to additives in processed food resulting in small penises and low levels of sperm.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 26, 2021:

And, all the drugs pushed into farm stock is washing into the water and into our bodies

Xtianity encourages me to become more devilish?[agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

So, between letting jebus enter one, & beating off the devil...lot's of sex for such sexually restrained folk!

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 25, 2021:

According to PornHub, some of their highest rates of customers is from the bible belt.

One of the more difficult aspects of being an atheist, at least from an outsider’s perspective, is...

AnneWimsey comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Nobody lives on except in the memories of those still alive...it's not different in any way for Anyone!

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 24, 2021:

Now, everyone is on a tree of lineage data filed somewhere. So you will live on the web until the web dies.

Yep, it's bacon...

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Bacon

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 24, 2021:

I bet, somewhere, a lapel pin exists. If I find one I'll try and post.

The radio plays some forgotten song - DJ played this one hit wonder at 420 EST. [youtu.be]

Theresa_N comments on Mar 24, 2021:

If it was a "hit" I don't remember hearing it but then there was a lot I didn't hear.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 24, 2021:

I remember- late 60's almost 70ish. Summer of love era.

10 people were shot to death in Boebert the gun toting terrorist's district today while minding ...

Moravian comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Where is the good guy with a gun when you need him

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 23, 2021:

Hiding - during the Walmart attack some time ago, a number of armed folks admitted to hiding.

For Tucker Carlson, a little scary made funny. [youtu.be]

barjoe comments on Mar 22, 2021:

I wish they were stomping on Fucker Carlson's head.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 22, 2021:

Yep

Priest and Dominatrices Charged with Vandalism After Having Threesome in Church | Hemant Mehta | ...

Jolanta comments on Mar 22, 2021:

i love this. I don't think it is fair that they are charging them, after all are there any laws against having sex in church?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 22, 2021:

And, I wonder, what damage did they do. If no damage, and the priest assigned there, cant see how the church can do more than fire the guy.

An Estimated 25,000 People Gathered in Bangladesh to Pray Away COVID-19 | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

BD66 comments on Mar 21, 2021:

I wish them luck!

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 22, 2021:

Dont encourage believe in bs over statistical happenings.

In Deleted Sermon, Georgia Shooter’s Pastor Said “Radical Feminism” Was Satanic | Hemant ...

WilliamCharles comments on Mar 21, 2021:

My ex-roommate was a full-on irrationalist. She was marginally connected with the music industry and when it chewed her up and spit her out, everyone was Satanic according to her. After her regularly volunteering that this or that artist (music, movie, tv, director, etc.) or industry or political ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 22, 2021:

Your car did see, or sense something, crazy. Your cat saw crazy.

I think i am going to learn the piano.

1950debris comments on Mar 20, 2021:

If you start the piano, where are you going to drive it?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 20, 2021:

Glad you asked, the piano bar of course.

Erdogan, the Turkish president, has taken Turkey out of the agreement of nations, which was done in ...

Theresa_N comments on Mar 20, 2021:

There are a whole bunch of little tRump's all over the world. Erdogan has been taking his country into theocracy for a long time.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 20, 2021:

Without a doubt, he has. In my opinion, part of that can sit right on the EU. They lead him and Turkey on as potential members and while Turkey did make more changes, they were denied membership while lesser financial and military countries were accepted. As a member of the EU, Turkey would have had to change a number of laws and been held to being more secular.

Someone may be looking for a new line of work.

Surfpirate comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I made a batch of cookies just like that last week, shared them with some friends, half a cookie is too much for most people. ;)

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 17, 2021:

Oh yea, too much of a good thing. When I was in the Navy, on cruise, someone sent a friend a box of cookies. He shared. I came to work, put mine in my pocket for later and then discovered a guy who worked for me had eaten two. A number of people were very worried. I was like - WTF. Sent the kid to bed and told the Lt he was sick and I had a volunteer to do his clean up. Lt thought I was a good leader. I was just saving half the division's butts.

The Daily Show.

Cyklone comments on Mar 17, 2021:

So true. Interesting that I had to fire up the vpn and pretend to be in the US in order to see it. Video not available in other countries 😆

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 17, 2021:

My sons have been doing that for near a decade, online pretending to be in Europe (they started back when David Tenet was Dr. Who so they could b e 4 weeks ahead in the US.

Do you shine your shoes?

Mitch07102 comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Yes, always. Even before I spent four years in the military. A fail-safe giveaway for a guy who does not quite get it: The lower portion of the front of their dress shoes are scuffed, unpolished. Not a good leading indicator.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 17, 2021:

Before the military eh. I avoided doing so, until the military. Now, it is easy.

A Missouri minister tells women to "slim down" and wear makeup, etc.

barjoe comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Maybe it's me, but this guy is a fat fuck and he would not stop any woman from being distracted. I think he actually got fired.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 17, 2021:

Yep

Humans in a nutshell

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2021:

So very true,

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 17, 2021:

Too true

But, he loves you and he needs money, lots and lots of money

Ray13 comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I've always wondered what would be done if a very rich Christian died and in his will left all his money to God?! Who would contest it, and how??

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 17, 2021:

Relatives and every church he ever attended or lived near, and the Mormons, always the Mormons.

whats the main reason for such a chaos in world as suffering and greed are getting out of ...

AnneWimsey comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Have you read Any history? When, exactly, did sweetness & light ever prevail?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 17, 2021:

@omkaraum Neither ntelligence nor education correspond to being a good human to others.

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I would like to see a comparison of a Philadelphia "Pie"

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 16, 2021:

@zeuser I know Philadelphia, like most places, has some good pizza. The city has it's own variant, however, the Philadelphia tomato pie pizza. Not my favorite, but well known over there.

In Kentucky, they are working on a law allowing cops to arrest over insults or gestures.

Redheadedgammy comments on Mar 13, 2021:

And they wonder why people don’t respect them. 🤬

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 14, 2021:

@Redheadedgammy They keep their racist base alert and at the ready. They know they cant deliver on a lot of this shit, they just want people to keep on being drones, responsive to a few tropes - race, god, guns, controlling women, bitching about not enough xtion control.

Just another archaic Sunday... [gocomics.com]

Theresa_N comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Damn it, hardly anybody likes daylight savings time yet we still do it.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 14, 2021:

And Congress, wanting to waste time I suppose, is thinking of taking up a bill to make it permanent. I would bet more than half of voters would be against that. And, for those in favor, at least some would change their minds if they just read the affects and now, moving away from an agrarian society the lack of benefits.

In Kentucky, they are working on a law allowing cops to arrest over insults or gestures.

Redheadedgammy comments on Mar 13, 2021:

And they wonder why people don’t respect them. 🤬

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 13, 2021:

It went through their senate. It is so poorly written and is so illegal, but until it is stopped, how much harm if it goes through?

Will social pressure and perks work to get folks vaccinated?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2021:

They are a huge part of the problem. If the Orange turf had told his followers to wear masks, most likely a lot less people would have died. Asians wear masks all through flu season, etc. WTF, Americans are such pansy wastes, afraid they cant breath (even without a cop holding them down).

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 13, 2021:

@Julie808 People attacking Asians is more of the emboldened right wing, white supremacists. My comment was noting that through out the Asian continent, masks are quite common, especially during flu season. I was in Japan 40 years ago, and the trend to wear them was just starting to grow. One can see now in the news,etc how overseas certain areas are doing better by wearing masks.

FROM RED COMET, BIOGRAPHY OF SYLVIA PLATH: in a 1952 paper for her religion class at Smith, man was ...

think-beyond comments on Mar 13, 2021:

For her religion class? I wonder what the reaction was? That's chutzpah!

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 13, 2021:

During that time. My daughter did her first year at s catholic university and had freshman religion. It was a good university, although hearing her religion class experience, I wondered about the instructor. My daughter got an A. In the first class the instructor said something about thinking every one was a xtion. My daughter raised her hand and said no. She said she was a Unitarian. The instructor didn't know what they were. So, my daughter explained.

What religion does to humanity

girlwithsmiles comments on Mar 12, 2021:

You could always relocate to China?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 13, 2021:

@girlwithsmiles They will as it is in their 100 year plan. They took Tibet and they aren't going to give it up.

What religion does to humanity

girlwithsmiles comments on Mar 12, 2021:

You could always relocate to China?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 12, 2021:

@GROG Yep. Taiwan will be awhile. It has something Hong Kong doesn't, an army. At the moment China doesn't seem to want a bloody war anywhere yet. China also claims a bit of India, Vietnam, etc.

Get Your Vaccination when you can. Penn and Teller. [youtu.be]

LovinLarge comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Hopefully this means Penn Jilette is giving up his libertarian ways!

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 12, 2021:

He is still an ass. Here he is right.

Wanna a hair cut?

bobwjr comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Pass

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 12, 2021:

Ditto

What religion does to humanity

girlwithsmiles comments on Mar 12, 2021:

You could always relocate to China?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 12, 2021:

@St-Sinner Hong Kong doesn't count anymore. The time for China's crush has arrived. Been coming since 97.

At that age....

St-Sinner comments on Mar 11, 2021:

2 employees were fired on the spot for sharing an aspirin at my workplace 2 years ago

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 11, 2021:

Oh yea. I used to teach. I had a student complaining one day about not having anything for their headache. I showed them my bottle of tylenol in my top desk drawer, said sorry that I'm not allowed to give her any. THEN, I apologized to the class, saying I needed to step out for about 5 minutes. Later, I heard that the girl needed to be persuaded that I was giving her permission, without giving my permission, to take stuff out of my desk. Rules can be a bitch - even ones that are meant as worthwhile.

Some days, I get so bored that I think, maybe, I should go knock on the Jehovah's Witnesses door and...

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Mar 10, 2021:

I had some JW's come to my door a few years back. I answered the door but forestalled their attempt to convert me by lecturing them about the history of religion, including the Great Schism circa 1054. They looked dazed, turned to leave, but asked, "Can we pray for you?" I told them my Baptist ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 10, 2021:

Mine haven't been back since t hung a plastic Spiderman on my door window.

Some days, I get so bored that I think, maybe, I should go knock on the Jehovah's Witnesses door and...

barjoe comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Knock on their door at 2AM, drunk.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 10, 2021:

Oh yea. Aside - about 30 years ago, or so, a friend and I were driving down the dirt road toward his place, coming from the bar. We drove through a herd of cows (they scattered about). Then my friend pulled into the farmer's driveway. So, at 215est, he knocks on the door. A few moments and a couple of lights turned on an irate farmer opened his inner door. My friend says, "Your cows are out." To which the farmer replied, "You're drunk." My friend retorted, "That may be sir, but your cows are still out." The farmer did thank us as he ran by.

Wow ! He literally died to own the libs.

Willow_Wisp comments on Mar 10, 2021:

To bad more of them weren’t just like him.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 10, 2021:

Knowing Karma is bullshit, I fully agree.

Hmm alan

St-Sinner comments on Mar 10, 2021:

It is overhead for me although I know what anagram is

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 10, 2021:

Anal. Took me a moment.

Nashville Pastor Criticized After Admitting the Bible Isn’t the “Word of God” | Hemant Mehta |...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 21, 2021:

Not only isnt it the word of god, the translation used by many evangelicals, King James, is considered one of the worst translations. I was driving 700 miles yesterday and listening to various NPR stations. One quoted an evangelical minister who said that Jesus wrote the bible, and since the ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 7, 2021:

@phxbillcee For sure. 2 of our first four Presidents were Unitarian. And Jefferson made his own bible - cutting and pasting. And, the Constitution is based in part on the Iroquois Confederation (Franklin brought that to the meetings).

I've been one way too long.

bobwjr comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Yup

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 6, 2021:

Ditto

I changed the link and it should work now! Karma is not necessarily related to religion.

kiramea comments on Mar 4, 2021:

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Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 4, 2021:

Yea. I got swarmed with ads.

So the Vatican is still trying to recruit perverts then, as if their reputation is not stained ...

St-Sinner comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Don't understand. What do the nuns do?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Mar 3, 2021:

Hot lesbian nun sex

Just got back home from getting my covid vaccine shot for 65+ group.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 26, 2021:

Got my first yesterday as well.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Feb 26, 2021:

@Ray13 Yep.

Photo-shopped or hair brushed? :-D

Cast1es comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Looks photo shopped to me . Abnormally large amounts of the short curlies .

Beowulfsfriend replies on Feb 25, 2021:

It is the same hairy spot on each woman.