Do these count?
Yo mama's so ugly her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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Yo mama's so ugly,people break into her house to close her blinds.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Yo mamma jokes are the cornerstone of human existence! I mean, can you imagine how much shit the jesus guy got, because of his "moms" story.. psh..
Brbaldwin
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Feb 22, 2018
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Your mom was a virgin? Sure. That's why 3 dudes showed up with expensive gifts
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