Hehe! I like that the cat is vegan
He ravenously ate the meat first. Afterwards, he decided to speak over a pile of collard greens because he didn't want to eat them and Karen was annoying him.
Cats know all the future lottery numbers but they won't tell you what they are. -- Patrick the crazy Irishman.
@WonderWartHog99 Very presumptuous of me to think the cat’s a vegan.
@LeeLou All is forgiven. Go forth and sin some more.
@WonderWartHog99 Thank you. I plan on furiously masterbating soon.
@LeeLou Don't forget to show your work to the members who say they want to meet men. They will visit your private message box with high frequency and excitement.
Not that'd I'd mislead anyone, young innocent that I am.
Posted by backtobasicsThe same people that used to put the word colored on water fountains and bathrooms are now putting biological on bathrooms.
Posted by backtobasicsWords to live by
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.