Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby.
Who’s the biggest in the family?
The baby of course - because he’s a little Bigger.
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A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire".
They asked: “Arson?
The officer replies: “Yes, your son!”
Still sizing up this joke…
''Lessens'' learned.
@Lilac-JadeCanada This is how we pronounce “Bigger” in New Zealand:
It’s an everyday saying here when something goes a bit pear shaped.
@Zealandia Yes, heard that many times.
@Lilac-JadeCanada I got told off if people overheard me using the word in the UK.
@Zealandia It's very commonly used here.
@Lilac-JadeCanada Yeah, the English are a bit prissy about the usage of that word. I used to respond to any comments by politely explaining that in NZ culture, it’s perfectly acceptable to use that word and that if they didn’t believe me, Google it. People often didn’t know how to respond and dropped the topic….
@Zealandia Acceptable in one culture, but not another....how are we all supposed to know?
Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….
Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......
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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....
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Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this
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