Two old ladies were on a bench smoking. It started to rain. One took out a condom and put it over the cigarette. The other one said what is that? The first one said it is a condom and I got it in the drugstore. The second old lady went to the drugstore and asked for condoms. The druggist was stunned....what size he said? She answered....I donβt know...as long as it fits a camel.
I don't like that melting/ burning latex smell though.
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