I went for my annual checkup last week, and while on the table in my gown, the doc walks in, looking at some test results. He slides his glasses down his nose and says: "Well sir, it appears you need to stop masturbating."
"Um, why is that?" I asked.
"Because I'm trying to examine you..."
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