Don't read this if you are easily nauseated.
Jim was a professional pus sucker. Whether you had a zit or a boil, you could hire Jim and have him suck the pus out for a small fee.
One day Jim had a tremendously fat woman as a client. She had a huge boil deep in her ass. He spread her ass cheeks wide, shoved his head in, bit the boil, and started sucking the pus out.
At that point she cuts a huge fart. Jim angrily pulled his head out of her ass and said "Lady, don't make my job disgusting."
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