Two twins in a nursing home are turning 100 years old. One is hard of hearing and the other one can hear just fine. A photographer for the local newspaper arrived and asked them to sit on the sofa. The first sister asked her sister, "What'd he say?" The other sister yelled back, "He said to sit on the sofa." The photographer then set up his camera and asked the sisters to sit a little closer together. The first sister again asked, "What'd he say?" The other yelled back, "He wants us to sit together!" The photographer now was adjusting his camera and told the ladies, "Ok, now I just have to focus." The first sister again asked, "What'd he say?" and her sister yelled back, "He said he'd now like to focus." Shocked, the first sister then asked, "Oh my! Both of us at the same time!?"
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