CORNY ONE LINERS PART THREE.
11. The most precious thing we have is life...yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
12. There are two sides to every divorce...yours and s***head's.
13. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!
14. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
15. Shopping tip: you can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley (of course the price has gone up a bit, but still a good deal!).
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