CORNY ONE LINERS PART FOUR.
16. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
17. I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she's been giving me lately.
18. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
19. If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
20. How come we choose from just two people to run for President and 50 for Miss America?
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