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When a trick went wrong, an amateur magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two children into armchairs. He tried everything he knew to reverse the trick but when all attempts failed, he took them to a hospital.

He paced up and down in casualty for hours until finally a junior doctor came out to see him.

“My wife is a couch and my two children are armchairs,” said the magician. “I need to know how they’re doing.”

The doctor glanced at his notes and said, “They’re comfortable.”

Lilac-JadeCanada 9 May 26
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Sofa so good.

Zealandia Level 8 May 26, 2019

There ya go.

@Lilac-Jade Wonder if the doctor asked the magician to take a seat before giving the diagnosis?

@Zealandia Or the doctor sat down to glance at his notes.

@Lilac-Jade To check if the notes were correct as well.

@Zealandia Yes, of course, can't make any mistakes, ya know.

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lol

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Grooaan!

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