A tramp is walking down a London street following a very aristocratic looking gent. The gent notices him following asks " What on earth do you think your doing you grubby little oik? "
" I am waiting for you throw away your giggie butt " says the tramp " I collects em and breaks em up into this bag " said the tramp holding out a bag half filled with recycled butts.
" My god that is disgusting " said the toff " If you want a smoke that badly then you can have a whole one "
So doing the toff takes out a silver cigarette case from Asburys and presents the tramp with an open case. The tramp is very pleased by this gesture but as he takes one he says " Theyre funny lookin giggies I don't think Ive seen one of em before? "
" Well I don't suppose that you would have my good man. I have them specially made for me to my own particular blend, at Robottom and Smythes tobacconists off Bond St don't yer know. "
The tramp looks at the cigarette again and says " Funny that you should mention that place off Bond st, coz thats where I takes all me bag to.when its full "

By 273kelvin