I was hitchhiking the other day, and a hearse stopped. I said, "No thanks - I'm not going that far."
Always loved the cartoon of the hearse stopped asking directions from the straw chewing smock wearing yokel. Straight ahead is a dreary looking route through deserted barren plain. To the right a pleasant twisting road passed through wood and glade befecked with flowers and alive with birds, dear and, as it's Easter, bunnies. The yokel is saying "In a hurry are you? Straight ahead be shortest but there to right be purtiest!"
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