A man traveling in the country side stops in a bar for a drink. He asks the var tender what the sign posted behind him was about. "Oh, we have the most depressed horse ever out back in the stable. I will give a free drink to anyone who can make him laugh."
"I'll give it a try," so he walks to the stable and back and says,"I will take that drink now."
The bar tender looks out a window and sees the horse laughing uncontrollably. "Well, here you go."
A few months latter he decides to revisit the place. The same guy behind the bar greats him and says,"that horse has not stopped laughing sense you were here before. Now I have a Free drink to anyone who can make him cry."
"Be right back," and out to the stable the man goes.
"Same as I had before if you please." He says as he comes back.
Once again the bar keep looks and there is the horse balling his eyes out.
"Here is your drink, but you got to tell me how you did that. First get him to laugh and then cry."
"Well, it was easy. First I told him that mine was bigger then his." Pointing down. "Then I showed him."