A 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog. He picks up the frog and the frogs says, “If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week.” The old man puts the frog in his pocket. The frog screams, “Hey if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and make love to you for a whole month.” The old man looks at the frog and says, “At my age I’d rather have a talking frog"
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Trump walks into the Oval Office with a toad on his head. Mike Pence and Vladimir Putin both said "What the fuck is that!"
The TOAD said: "I don't know. It started out as a wart on my ass."
Leafhead
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Apr 12, 2018
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You need to have put this in it's own post for the rest of the group in the trump pinata. too funny
After ten years I've come to the conclusion that that is what I have been to my 92 yo acquaintance - a frog to be put in the pocket. The final straw came when he or his daughter/ sil cut me off mid telephone conversation.
FrayedBear
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