My girlfriend and I turned up at a fancy dress party in jeans and t-shirts. When the guy at the door asked what we had come as I answered " A turtle. "
" Whos that? " looking at my girlfriend. " Oh thats Michele "
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silverotter11
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Apr 12, 2018
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Really?
@273kelvin Really
@silverotter11 Say it out loud.
@273kelvin was that as painful for you as it was for me? LOL oh, geezzz!!
@silverotter11 Well turtle jokes can be a little slow
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