One more missionary joke. A missionary is trying to teach a tribe of natives english. He has the tribes leader out walking with him pointing things out and telling the native the English word for them. He points at a tree and says tree until the native leader is able to day tree properly. He starts at the top of the next tree with leaf, then limb, down to the trunk, when to his horror he sees a man and woman having sex at the base of the tree.. thinking quickly he says "riding a bicycle" The native whips out a blow gun. Shoots the man in the ass on the upstroke with a poison dart, killing the man. The missionary shocked and outraged says WHY DID YOU DO THAT! The native says "he was riding my bicycle!"
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