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Not a joke per se but I just had a 10 minute argument with my 4yo. His lego mans arm fell off and I said "tis but a scratch" now he's mad at me and yelling "his whole arms off!" Who decided I was allowed around children?

OpposingOpposum 9 May 10
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Someone has to teach the youngins the classics. I have to explain my jokes to the 20 yos at work.

Doug Level 5 May 10, 2018
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Lol he is doing the other half of the bit without even knowing it!

I know, I was delighted.

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Not up on their Python, eh? At 4 yo don't know how much he'd appreciate them anyway, but never to young to introduce them to the 'classics'!

phxbillcee Level 10 May 10, 2018

Yep, I've got a few on the movie shelf 🙂

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3 of them, as they are now teens I can tell you it doesn’t get easier, just different🙂

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LMAO!! Kids can drive you nuts, but some of the conversations with them makes it worth it. After my divorce their was a year or so when I had my children most of the time.. gave me a new appreciation for single parents

Rudy1962 Level 9 May 10, 2018
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