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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "drinking" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Jun 2Jun 2

Posted by Zealandia
An Irish priest is driving along a country road when the police pull him over. They smell alcohol on the priest's breath. "Have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest says: "Good...
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Dec 17, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Severnman
I saw Mother Superior drinking beer in a pub. The strangest sight I've ever seen, bar nun.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 3, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Police arrested two youths yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by phxbillcee
What Rock Group consists of four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 12, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Kynlei
Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they're a solid number two.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by FrayedBear
Just shared:
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 30, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
Teacher; "Can anyone name the 3 kings that brought happiness and joy to the world?" Little Johnny - "Smo-king, drin-king and fuc-king"
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 29, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Horseman
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. When the barman serves it up, he takes it out to the bench in front of the bar to drink it. As he's enjoying his drink, a nun walks by, and glares at him sourly. "How can you pollute your soul with the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
I got pulled over and the policeman asked if I was drinking and driving. I replied NO that's illegal...I drank before I drove!!!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 7, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Doctor: "Have you been drinking fluids?" Patient: "Jeez, Doc, that's literally all I drink."
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 28, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Karen916
A boy and his mother were at the doctor's office. The young boy said, "When I grow up, I want to be a doctor." The doc shook his head and said, "With your condition, that isn't possible." His mother said, "Why? Is he sick?" The doc looked at her ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 25, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by ejbman
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He was drinking coffee before it was cool!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 3, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Theskeptic
Guy goes into a bar ?! Starts drinking heavy and wakes up the next morning strapped to a stainless steel table! On one side he sees a grey alien ?, on the other is a big guy with a blonde comb over and orange skin! Guy says what am I doing here?...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 27, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2
I was pulled over the other night and the officer asked me if I was drinking and driving...I replied no sir that's against the law...I drank before I drove...
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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
My mate Dave loved old farming memorabilia. He collected bits of ploughs, reaping machines and parts of early tractors. His wife Shirley tolerated this obsession because she loved him so but when she fell pregnant, enough was enough and she put her ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 31, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
A guys heart stops on the operating table. He dies and goes to hell. Its great, people are drinking and having sex all over the place. He thinks " I am going to like it here. " Then doctors shock him back to life and he recovers but he still ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both start drinking, and the giraffe is really pounding them down, one right after another. Finally it is so drunk it falls on the floor in a stupor. The man gets up to leave and the bartender says, “Hey,...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 18, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
A tramp wakes up one morning with a bad hangover and shuffles down the street. In doing he kicks over a bottle that was lying there and out pops a genie. " I grant you one wish " said the genie. The tramp was very skeptical and mumbled something ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 27, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Chasman
So why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat when they go in the water? Because, if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat. BLAHHH HAHAHAHA
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