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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "hospital" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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May 12, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Had to wait ages for my X-ray today at the hospital. There was only a skeleton staff working
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Dec 17, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by anglophone
A tall Muslim walked in to a bar. The local hospital treated him for a head injury.
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Jan 2, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Joe, a lifetime miner, was working in the depths of the mine, as he usually did. Suddenly he started to feel confused and babbled nonsensically. His fellow miners sent a message to a nearby hospital to send an ambulance to check on the confused ...
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Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by FrayedBear
Just shared:
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Dec 5, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The hospital where I was a nurse added our photographs to the identification tags we wore. A consequence of this was that many of us had stopped introducing ourselves, assuming the ID tag did it for us. When I approached the receptionist in another...
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Dec 2, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the teen tell his doctor upon waking up in the hospital during a thunderstorm? He thought he was safe from the lightning because he was "grounded".
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May 28, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
So, Mum has just arrived back home after giving birth to her new child, a daughter, and is changing baby's nappy with 4 year old son, Johhny, watching on intently when suddenly little Johnny shouts out to his Mum. " Quick Mum, put it back, it hasn't ...
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Mar 19, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital? The hip consultant.
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May 26, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
When a trick went wrong, an amateur magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two children into armchairs. He tried everything he knew to reverse the trick but when all attempts failed, he took them to a hospital. He paced up and ...
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Feb 28, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Wesley-C
A woman in labor is in pain and screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, “Hey don’t blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass, but n-o-o-o-o, you said that’ll hurt!”
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Nov 21, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by AlasBabylon
I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
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Oct 24, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.” With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since ...
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Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott
“I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one on the house.” – Tim Vine
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Sep 7, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A guy was admitted into a hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach... His condition is now stable.
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Jul 31, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by TracyFord54
Who’s the coolest guy in the hospital? The ultrasound guy!
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May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
A very elderly couple go to hospital where he has to have some tests done. The nurse asks for a sample of his stool, urine and semen. The old guy says "Pardon? " " Stool, urine and semen " " Pardon? " Then his wife says " She wants to look at your ...
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May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged.
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