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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "religion" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Oct 18Oct 18

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from. He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
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Mar 12Mar 12

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why doesn't the ocean leak? Because it has Seals.
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Dec 20, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Difference between a cult and a religion. In a cult, there's a guy at the top that knows it's a scam. In a religion, that guy is dead.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 15, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Madame Gloria: "Alfred, why didn't you water the garden yesterday?" Alfred the butler: "It was raining, madam." Madame Gloria: "Well, that's hardly an excuse, couldn't you have taken an umbrella?"
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 15, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Retired
Humor in the third grade.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 19, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Hecklers Anonymous meeting... Tonight - 7pm! Bring your own boos!
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 10, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Had an air guitar party. The mime next door came around to complain.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 7, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
What do cannibals do at a wedding? Toast the bride and groom.
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Jun 2, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by BounceBack
Religion is crazy, although maybe see through nightie isn't to bad. (This song is mocking religion, the ending line is quite funny personally. Yet I really hate the absurdness of astrology.) Pete Seeger : Old Time Religion
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 30, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’m reading a book on the history of glue.... I can’t seem to put it down.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
I tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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Jan 3, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Are you single?" "No, I'm plural." "I mean are you free this Saturday?" "No, I'm rather expensive."
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 8, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman. Their children were nothing to look at.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you hear about the town that legalised pot but banned alcohol? The residents were left high and dry.
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Dec 1, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I was trying to have a serious conversation with an astronaut, but she didn’t seem to understand the gravity of the situation.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 23, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, unfortunately you people didn't like it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 3, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!" "What a weirdo," I thought. Anyway we all started to clap and the lights came on! I said: "How did that ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by phxbillcee
Ya' think somebody 'stepped out', maybe???
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 4, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Why don't they have telephones in the jungles? A) Because elephants keep trying to make 'trunk' calls....LOL. Joke courtesy of my 6 year old nephew Henry.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 4, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did one skunk say to the other skunk under the church building? "Let us spray..."
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Cheesy Jokes
May 30, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Son: Dad, why aren’t elephants allowed on the beach? Dad: Because they won’t keep their trunks up!
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Cheesy Jokes
May 4, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. What is the very last thing to go through a bugs mind as crashes head first in to the windshield of car? A. Its bum of course....LOL.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2020May 2020

Posted by Kynlei
Somewhere out there is a planet with no war, no hunger, no killing, no pollution, and no evil. Oh and no oxygen.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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