Smart child.

LEPeff comments on May 5, 2018:

Smart kid!

NoGood Till 3rd Cup Coffee

LEPeff comments on May 5, 2018:

I wish I could make that announcement first thing in the morning on Monday at work.

Very inspiring! Or maybe expiring.

LEPeff comments on May 5, 2018:

Famous last words!

I did it. I found the outer edges of what is acceptable in this group!

LEPeff comments on May 5, 2018:

That is an achievement! Congratulations! You have set a mark for the rest of us to strive for!

OK bargain shoppers....

LEPeff comments on May 5, 2018:

I make those for free.

Cinco de Mayo, & even one for the kitties!

LEPeff comments on May 5, 2018:

Great memes!

Put a ring on it

LEPeff comments on May 5, 2018:

Ouch, that hurt. (But is probably right.)

Jesus loves you? What does it mean to you?

LEPeff comments on May 5, 2018:

Yes, Jesus stalks me, yes Jesus stalks me, the bible told me so.

Cultural appropriation.

LEPeff comments on May 5, 2018:

Guy Fieri has a culture? I mean beyond causing humans to vacillate between constipation and diarrhea.

I'm feeling a wee bit melancholy this evening.

LEPeff comments on May 5, 2018:

Old school country music like George Jones or Hank Williams Sr.

Stolen from Facebook. Bad taste? Maybe a little.

LEPeff comments on May 4, 2018:

They take your vet license too!

I can't help it..

LEPeff comments on May 4, 2018:

I agree!

Are you a competitive person or the opposite?

LEPeff comments on May 4, 2018:

I'm competitive, but trying to get over it.

He has a captive audience!

LEPeff comments on May 4, 2018:

He had to search though a lot places and couldnt find any woman who was even willing to look at him. But now he has found a place where the women actually like him!

Just let me finish this beer, officer.

LEPeff comments on May 4, 2018:

Not allowing the police to harsh his buzz! What a positive attitude!

Just let me finish this beer, officer.

LEPeff comments on May 4, 2018:

Not allowing the police to harsh his buzz! What a positive attitude!

Wtf!? Who knows maybe it'll come in handy one day.

LEPeff comments on May 4, 2018:

What makes it majestic?

I like kitties

LEPeff comments on May 4, 2018:

Who the f-ck would farm spiders?

I like kitties

LEPeff comments on May 4, 2018:

Think of what could become awesome!

The bibble has so much to teach us...

LEPeff comments on May 4, 2018:

But the bible also has a talking donkey.

I came upon a fork in the road...

LEPeff comments on May 4, 2018:

I hate to say it, but I think we are over due for another dark age.

Time for a little Atheist Pig...

LEPeff comments on May 4, 2018:

I love the pig!

You don't want that to happen.

LEPeff comments on May 3, 2018:

Is it a promise?

Walgreens has a sale...

LEPeff comments on May 3, 2018:

2 for one seems a little extreme to me. Ow!

Yeah, I think that would do it!

LEPeff comments on May 3, 2018:

Have it your way!

Must see in DC?

LEPeff comments on May 3, 2018:

Smithsonian air and space museum and the natural history museum.

Religious Indoctrination or Child Abuse

LEPeff comments on May 3, 2018:

In a socially acceptable manner!

Dinner Ettiquette

LEPeff comments on May 3, 2018:

But these napkins are sanitary. It says so on the box!

Medieval Christian Torture Devices

LEPeff comments on May 3, 2018:

Can you think of a better way to show god's love or the charity of the church?

One of my pet pee ves

LEPeff comments on May 3, 2018:

I'm sorry, but I think we need insectra's help with this one.

I see what you did there....

LEPeff comments on May 3, 2018:

I've played chess for decades and I've never heard of a piece called an ooooooowwwwwwwww!

"Random?

LEPeff comments on May 3, 2018:

Good luck with that!

times for Lucy....

LEPeff comments on May 3, 2018:

Think about what she does every time she holds the football for him to kick. Somthing tells me that this does not end well for Charley Brown.

Here's your sign...

LEPeff comments on May 3, 2018:

He gives us an offer we can't refuse!

Mind your words???

LEPeff comments on May 3, 2018:

Sure, beautiful, just fucking beautiful!

Awww he forgot his little spud.

LEPeff comments on May 3, 2018:

Don't leave home without it!

Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue HD - YouTube

LEPeff comments on May 2, 2018:

I haven't heard that song in years. Thanks for posting!

Mat Staver: “We Are a Few Months Away” from Ending Gay Marriage and Abortion – Friendly ...

LEPeff comments on May 2, 2018:

Couldn't we just end all marriages to make it fair for everyone?

Brighten someone's day with a f-u-nicorn

LEPeff comments on May 2, 2018:

Brilliant!

Okay gang, let's finger for the Lord!

LEPeff comments on May 2, 2018:

Fingering is a good idea for her. I don't want her to risk reproducing.

Morning people

LEPeff comments on May 2, 2018:

My new mantra!

All I said in chat was "You're very welcome.

LEPeff comments on May 2, 2018:

Tell him to GFH!

Really ???

LEPeff comments on May 2, 2018:

Anyone have a mask like that? Asking for a friend.

What does it look like?

LEPeff comments on May 2, 2018:

Arn't we all?

You make one little mistake....

LEPeff comments on May 2, 2018:

That is Baaaad!

Stay hydrated!!!

LEPeff comments on May 2, 2018:

I only drink rain water and the purest of grain alcohol.

Haunted Vagina - also this is a real book.

LEPeff comments on May 2, 2018:

Spookie!

Who do ewe think you are?

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

That is baaaaaaad!

Onward through the fog!

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

To Fuckery!

Lil help ladies..

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

It isn't harassment if you like it, and you'd like it Captnron59

Here's a fun game.

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

Do you admire Bill Cosby?

Here's a fun game.

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

The rash should go away!

Here's a fun game.

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

You remind me of mom!

Broken promises...

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

You can hold onto mine then.

When practicing the Devils craft (turn to the left)

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

Why did Jesus turn water into wine?

Great Q&A with Karen and Jenna [youtu.be]

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

I love Karen. Jenna, meh.

NSA love....

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

At least he's wearing gloves.

They claim that people have a need to see the words 'Thou shalt not kill".

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

It is actually you should not commit murder, and murder is defined very narrowly in the bible. Reed the book and you will see that it's ok with killing.

Geez, jesus!

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

Cults are more lucrative now, but he was obviously onto somthing.

Too bad you aren't going to sleep ever again.

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

Reverend Jones, may I please have more cool aid?

Surprise, surprise

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

True dat, but you probably could say that about husbands too.

Truck driving school

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

That would explain a lot of what I see on the highway.

Twitter account?

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

Prove me wrong!

Oldie But Goodie -Parrot Sings Let the Bodies Hit the Floor [youtu.be] [youtu.be]

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

That is great!

Smart people?

LEPeff comments on May 1, 2018:

Great question!

It does make you wonder....

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

He created Satan to take the heat for all the evil shit he does. Oh, wait neither one of them exist.

I love that this church admits religion is just another addiction! ?

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Opiate of the masses.

Barenaked Ladies weren't even undressed women ... ;)

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Your mamas so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for a Pap smear!

Barenaked Ladies weren't even undressed women ... ;)

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Ice T isn't a beverage!

Ok maybe 7.

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

What are you saying Mr. Thanos, Sir?

This would be a fun way to teach kids about the church of the flying spaghetti monster.

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I wouldn't let my kids get that, but my son would find a way.

Got high gold at my dance competition.

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Great job!

The existence of aliens is being discussed by the greatest minds that exist today.

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

They might not have told him or he might not have read that far in the coloring book intelligence briefings they developed for him.

The existence of aliens is being discussed by the greatest minds that exist today.

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

They might not have told him or he might not have read that far in the coloring book intelligence briefings they developed for him.

No Words Needed:

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I did that with a picture of Ted Nugent from the 70's. Grandma loved Jesus with a gun. I do think the bible would have been very different!

Blow it out your ass..

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I wish I could do that, but I'd need more strength, flexibility, better balance, and a much much bigger balloon.

Allah, not. Odin, perhaps not as well.

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Amon Amarth!

Who needs this first aid kit?

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

We should keep those near safe zones.

An accountant's life is exciting!

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Try being a lumber jack! There's a song about it.

That has to be udderly embarrassing

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

My favorite yearbook picture!

Come on now. It isn't rocket science. It's not that hard

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Never gets old! Like a kid needing medical care in Britan.

Pretty much

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

That's almost as deadly as being a patient in a children's hospital in Britan!

I like this update too. A great way to be more active on the site. Great job @Admin!!

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Great option!

Sexually oblivious memes part 2 @RavenCT @BeeHappy @Aushra @zorialoki

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I love those!

Truth....,

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Things just got real!

Wish It Were Mine

LEPeff comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I'll bet the owner of that license plate does not own many Slayer albums!

I think someone didn't get the theme right

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Life coaching?

When the milk is really rockin' it.

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Party like a rock star!

More sexually oblivious memes part 1

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

These are great!

Truth in advertising

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I think you will fit in with this group!

An understandable mistake.

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

We should charge you rent considering how much time you spend here!

Remember her ? .. time flies

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

In Great Britan they used to lock up child killers? Wow, those were the days!

Things that get bumped in the night

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Owwwwwwwwwww!

Money root of all evil? True or false?

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

The quote is "The love of money is the root of all evil". People like Theodore and Franklin Roosevelt were born with money, but did a lot of good for our country. There have been many people who have loved money and caused a lot of harm. I'm sure that you can think of examples.

Conservative radio host claims ‘All racists must be atheists’

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Bullshit! Read your bible, there are so many examples of hating others because of their differences was mandated by God in the bible. The story of Noah specifically justifies racism against dark skinned people.

Okay so, I did say I would periodically post in regards to the matter of my nasty little habit of ...

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I'm very proud of you! It's a damn hard to quit smoking, but you can do it!

Another album cover.

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I hope they find a cure for that!

Oopsie Daisy

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

She smiling, she must like it.

Jesus is totally cool

LEPeff comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Think about it, single dude, is only with other guys 24/7. There might be a couple of things that they left out of the bible.

I have to confess-I gave to the church today :( In my defense there were DONUTS involved! ...

LEPeff comments on Apr 28, 2018:

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak!