Yep

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Sorry, we were looking for intelligent life. We've obviously come to the wrong place.

Not all handicaps can be seen

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I'm sorry sir, you are too stupid to have a driver's license.

What is the most painful thing you’ve endured?

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I had a nasty car accident were I was tee boned in my driver's side door. My right leg was severely sprained, my left leg was broken in two places, I had a mild concussion, and every rib on my left side was broken. Broken ribs hurt!

Han got the raw end of that deal...

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I've heard that the countryside is beautiful.

Variety pack

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

The second one was the best!

Are you breaking the law??

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

To quote Judas Priest "Breaking the law! Breaking the law!"

Velociraptor

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Timeraptor sounds like an excellent MST 3K movie!

They could've asked for Tamiflu but I guess this is better??

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

That's the replacement for Obama Care- thoughts and prayers. Less effective, but less expensive.

Shamona Lisa

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

And I thought that he could not be creepier.

Yep.

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

And the two gods he's met have been able to do far more than hopes and prayers. It's interesting that Cap said that there was only one God, but didn't mention which one it was.

I'll just leave this here.

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

That was two hours before he designed the platypus.

More so now than ever we are finding this to be true.

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I really don't think that is a coincidence.

Kill me now

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

It's sad to see Harley Quin fall so far.

Professor Emeritus Josie Wales....

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

You hope that the worst thing that happens to you is having to sit near the teacher.

....and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Oh Yeah!

....and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

It was much cooler there than at the Branch Dividian Cookout!

Is this how islamists and fundamental christians browse porn?

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Don't doubt for a second that they are more twisted sexually than we are!

Stigmata and milk.....

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Brilliant!

Safety first....

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Brilliant!

Checkmate Atheits

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Did your neighbor start "flying" after a long conversation with you?

Congratulations

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Do you think that Darwin might have been right?

What the hell is wrong with us guys

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I hope he finished before he was finished.

Rare Footage... [facebook.com]

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

That is far more disturbing that the rabbit from the holy grail.

Whoopsie!

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Why doesn't that kind of bullshitting ever work for me?

Pikachu porn.....

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Gotta catch 'em all?

Are we sure that's not the guy from Insane Clown Posse?

LEPeff comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I am seeing the resemblance to ICP.

Know the difference

LEPeff comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Brilliant!

Awww .... look at cute Cthulhu! Lol

LEPeff comments on Mar 23, 2018:

So that's what the next batch of Pokiemon look like.

Has anyone been watching the Versace series?

LEPeff comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I was going to watch the series, but i missed it

You know my name...

LEPeff comments on Mar 23, 2018:

My name is Bond, James Bond.

Tim Minchin - Thank You God - YouTube

LEPeff comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Tim Minchin is my hero!

So when your friend tells you the HOA in their/our community sent them a notice that their trash ...

LEPeff comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Brilliant!

Too much sin, too little conversion.

LEPeff comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Too much sin? Not enough in my opinion.

New Orleans by nightfall or bust. [youtu.be]

LEPeff comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I love it!

Can you dig it...?

LEPeff comments on Mar 22, 2018:

No can't dig it, can't dance to it, can't even listen to it!

Bubble logic

LEPeff comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Make complete sense...if you're insane!

When thoughts and prayers won't cut it....

LEPeff comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Me Too!

Guilty!

LEPeff comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Responsibility was never so much fun!

Something interesting.

LEPeff comments on Mar 21, 2018:

WTF!

Alas...my last available night in Austin. [youtu.be]

LEPeff comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I appreciate your taste in music!

It takes a very steady hand....

LEPeff comments on Mar 21, 2018:

So that's why she collects them!

Conspiracy theorists beware....

LEPeff comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I think I've found my new pick up line!

Morning people...am I right?

LEPeff comments on Mar 21, 2018:

It really sucks when your body automatically does it!

Happiness is a warm crotch.....

LEPeff comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Both are true!

Stealing

LEPeff comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Too true!

Excuse me while I HYPERVENTILATE The fact that these two will be entertaining my area around my ...

LEPeff comments on Mar 21, 2018:

sonds like a great concert!

Alas...my last available night in Austin. [youtu.be]

LEPeff comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I love it!

I am SO NOT looking forward to anymore snow shoveling! I shovel & my dog kicks it all back within ...

LEPeff comments on Mar 20, 2018:

smart lady!

Vegetarianism

LEPeff comments on Mar 20, 2018:

You are a better person than I am Kojaksmom!

This snow storm was supposed to miss us - now it's not... 4th Nor'easter in March....

LEPeff comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I love the meme, but hate the weather!

Does it matter to you that Toys R Us is closing all of their US stores? Why, or why not?

LEPeff comments on Mar 19, 2018:

it bums me out a little, plus a friend of mine is working there, until it closes anyway

Give your coordinates.

LEPeff comments on Mar 19, 2018:

3a

Your useless superpower?

LEPeff comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I still think it's Trump's conscience.

I found this little gem on Facebook

LEPeff comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Too true:<(

Vehicles

LEPeff comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Bentley

That miracle would have come in handy during school years..

LEPeff comments on Mar 19, 2018:

If you recall correctly, it didn't end well.

Atheist wedding vows

LEPeff comments on Mar 18, 2018:

What we have together is so special that we need to pull the government into the process

I try to keep an open mind, but....

LEPeff comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Not all conservatives are bad.

Hmm

LEPeff comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Great question!

Yeah! Stupid laws and commandments and junk. Geezus these people are morons.

LEPeff comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Are the baptists on one side of the duplex different from the ones on the other side?

This applies to religious, or non-religiuos, people.

LEPeff comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Does that meant that my failure to yield to your religious views is not persecution?

This applies to religious, or non-religiuos, people.

LEPeff comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Brilliant!

She's tired! Lol

LEPeff comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Don't even blink!

What's your best hangover remedy? Asking for a friend. ;)

LEPeff comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Not getting one in the first place!

I wish my parents were alive.....

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

She just thought that you should finish it.

More from the kid who thought that if you ever met a drug dealer you'd want to have him ...

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

I doubt that your weed dealer is responsible for anyone's death, so there is another difference.

Do you like my bush?

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

I hope that it's green to commemorate St. Patrick's day!

Godwin's law is older than we thought.....

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Brilliant!

Public information

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Wow! That is a good point.

Samuel L Saint Patrick.....

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Is it wrong that this is the one Saint that I would obey?

To good to not share with the world: While talking to S during planning we hear meowing.

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Ironically it looks like one of mine, but they don't leave the house

I got home three hours ago, and it's just occurred to me that in all that time my e-cig has been in ...

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

GREAT!

I came across a post that led to a discussion in which a reply was that "it's a womans ...

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

I think that it is exceptionally important for men to respect women and understand that rape is wrong, but I'm also trying to make sure that my daughters have the skills to keep themselves safe. if that means that they have to punch an asshole in the throat, too f----ing bad. Please understand that I'm not blaiming the victim, but we live in a cruel world and it is important that kids understand that and have been given the ability to take steps to protect themselves. Rape is always wrong and there is no justification for it. I hope you will have patience for my comparison, but think of it this way- I do not blame people for being mugged, but if I hear of someone who attempted to commit a mugging getting jacked it brings a smile to my face.

Sigh Ladies (and guys), has anyone else been sent unwanted sexual messages from other users on ...

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Sorry to hear that. Report them.

Praise!

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

As skinny as he is usually portrayed, he could get away with all those bad carbs.

It's almost always about timing..

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Grooming is important!

Must have been 5 dalla pack your trunk night at the drivein

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

I'm not sure that Trump is being honest when he says that he brought Jesus back to the White House. If he really loved Jesus he would not be building a wall to keep him out.

But.... but I don't wanna.....

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

My treadmill made a great clothing rack.

Google is your friend.

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

That is EVIL and brilliant.

Click.... click....

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

That's mean!

Kiss Me Blarney Stones (Short Version), & this is the short version, there's one that goes for an ...

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Kiss me! I'm Irish!

It's our meme leader's b'day today so here come the first wave of b'day memes.

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Happy Birthday Eric!

I was farting around on Facebook tonight, and there was a post of a man, with an assisted open knife...

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

If you actively train you can mess someone up fairly easily. I'm not putting down vets, but some one could have been bad as hell 20 years ago and not be able to do Jack now. I train with a few phenomenal female martial artists who could quite easily take me out. Some men can't feel like real men unless they are putting someone else down. F them.

Long....wordy....quotes Chassidic literature?

LEPeff comments on Mar 17, 2018:

The opposit of thoughts and prayers!

Only in the south at Walmart....

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Jesus saves, because he shops at wal-mart.

I just read on a show I was watching.

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I agree completely!

I just read on a show I was watching.

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I agree completely!

Saw this all over Twitter this morning.

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Reality sets in.

Kinda embodies how I’m feeling today.

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Should we be intrigued, frightened, or both?

Fox News....

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

In too many ways it's like the opposit sides of the same coin.

One more for the road...

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Too true.

When you end a relationship with someone who has children, it's really cruel to then use those ...

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

That is too fed up!

....nope, I'm just fat.

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I love puppies, but so few people can cook them properly.

Just heard on Fox Business that Trumps new economic advisor, Larry Kudlow a devout catholic, said ...

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I guess that means we really don't need a presidential economic advisor because it will be god's will no matter what.

You know what’s fun?

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Brilliant!

33 Dead, 130 Injured in China Knife-Wielding Spree - NBC News

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Exactly, but after that we need to make laws against stones and pointed sticks

Romanian court rules that man is officially dead - even though he personally appealed the decision ...

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Romania? Transylvania? Was the man's name Dracula?

For those who need directions

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

One can lead to the other.

Yep

LEPeff comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Too true!

Today’s Special at John Wayne Gacy’s Grocers.

LEPeff comments on Mar 15, 2018:

I love children, but so few people know how to cook them properly.