I badly cooked 1 cup of lentils tonight.

azzow2 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Those are some that need soak time. A pressure cooker might be the answer.

I love August....warm days, cool nights.....setting the stage for the Fall/Halloween Season.......

azzow2 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Kind of a pastel hue.

Anyone aware of this? Hongkong - [independent.co.uk]

azzow2 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

It has been on NPR for some time.

Looks like this year, I have beaten the raccoons to my harvest.

azzow2 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

I have thought about the paintball grenades with a piano wire as a trip.

AOC quote of the day:

azzow2 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

That is worth a scrotum purse.

And da'pope was thinking......

azzow2 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Mammary for the memory.

We haven't grown much.

azzow2 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

More accused of witchcraft were hung than burned.

Not a riddle or anything.

azzow2 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Can't do it it is missing punctuation.

This one's not too tough if you don't overthink it.

azzow2 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

The waiter goes and drinks a cup of coffee while he waits for the others to make up their mind.

Welcome new member silvertongue from England!

azzow2 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Welcome

The skulls of my enemies ARE dishwasher safe

azzow2 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Cranium liberation distributors.

Am I a little drunk or seeing double?

azzow2 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

https://youtu.be/HrPWhiuXR1k

Awesome story for ER

azzow2 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Now that is conhounding.

The Dyslexorcist.

azzow2 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

That must be the repossors distant relative.

Agnostic vs Atheist Sorry to rake up this seemingly old one up again but there have been so many ...

azzow2 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

The text that claim a deity can defy the laws of nature and physics should be enough to end the debate if such absurdity existed. Sex is a glandular thing and physical concepts, thought and contemplation of such things could never be compared.

Of course!

azzow2 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

The mummy returns wrapped in bandages though.

Viet Nam Dogtags of those who died there!

azzow2 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

That is very cool memorial.

Will he do that?

azzow2 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

So the criminals better stock up, foot in the mouth Biden coming for you.

If you are with your kid in the fast-food line😅

azzow2 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Some moon pie with your fries.

Welcome new member coldfax!

azzow2 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Welcome

Heard my first California joke in school in Boston where probably half of my class was from New ...

azzow2 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Californias don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs.

Silliness

azzow2 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

He is a horny bugger.

What are some ways you are selfish?

azzow2 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

In a way I consider helping someone selfish. I know that seems like an oxymoron. If you consider that when you help someone it makes you feel good. So in a strange way being selfish is a good thing.

Curious what men here think when a woman describes herself as “about average” on a dating site ...

azzow2 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Average is hard to calculate height is always a consideration. I describe my self as average. I am 6 foot 3 inches tall 250 lbs. If I was a foot shorter my weight would make me considerably large.

Took a little trip down memory lane today, and went to my hometown of Germantown, Ohio and visited ...

azzow2 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Beautiful and so are the flowers.

A little freeform fun...

azzow2 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Are you having an earthquake? That could explain some things.

I wonder if this was well orca strated or was it done on porpoise?

azzow2 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

That is a little rough around the gills.

Anyone still up? Im booooored

azzow2 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Waiting for my kids to slumber. I let them stay up late. They start 3rd grade on Monday.

[youtu.

azzow2 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Sounds like the helium in her skull finally popped.

As long as they're all in the same hemisphere I think I'm doing alright.

azzow2 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

I can't get mine in a row either they keep zooming around the pen.

Who in History would you have liked to have had a love affair with? My choice for today is Voltaire

azzow2 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Lady Godiva, Mae West, Cleopatra, Sacagawea, Helen of Troy, Amelia Earhart, Rosie the Riveter there are several I omitted those are a few I could pick off the top of my brain.

Welcome new member LucasfromGR!

azzow2 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Welcome

Gallery of people I enter the gallery of people To see today's exposition I walk from one to ...

azzow2 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Romance shopping. Nice

Yep- it's WAY beyond difficult... 😘😘😂😂

azzow2 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Don't try so hard it will make you wet.

Okay.... Why is it that people that you had blocked eons ago keep coming back to haunt you?

azzow2 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

I have not blocked anyone but scammers and those profiles have been deleted.

As a young Airman during the late '80's at BMT, I chose "no preference" re: religion on my dog tags.

azzow2 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

I had just opted to have no religious preference on the paper work. I had no questions asked.

Very good question 🤔😅

azzow2 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Could be the same one that coined pussywillows or pussycat.

Yup getting old isnt fun

azzow2 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

I am 50 the parts started getting replaced at 33 arthritis that comes with the new equipment can be a test of endurance. The endurance of how much agony you can take before de feet knocks you on your Gluteus maximus.

Got rid of another scammer. Agnostic staff followed through.

azzow2 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

They have got to know that we will only mess with them for only so long until they take a ride on the toe of a boot off our community.

God Awful Movies 64: The Atheist Delusion - YouTube

azzow2 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Was kind of hard to listen to with the background laughing.

Blood sugar is out of control again.

azzow2 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Have you ever researched an herb called whitethorn it is difficult to locate information on it. I have read that it is know in many cases to cure diabetes. Unfortunately I did not commit to memory exactly where I had read about. I had run across the information when I was writing a poem.

I believe @veteran229 considers this a personal philosophy:

azzow2 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Thermite works well too placed properly on support beams.

Can you see it lol

azzow2 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

BOOB 's have been the topic in several forums recently.

Thank you, Canadians.

azzow2 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Did you know that special forces were basically honed in Canada.

Climbing The house we moved to when I was eight became a kind of climbing gym for me a wispy ...

azzow2 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

The adventures we spin, I still love crawling in deep dark places. Good one

Does anyone know how best to sprout seeds of Malay Apple (Otaheiti Apple, Mountain Apple)?

azzow2 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

They need stratification. I have no idea for how long it is 10 weeks for cherry pits it may be the same for those.

I’m more of a monoastrologist.

azzow2 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

And the quest presses on.

February 2, 2000 was an interesting date.

azzow2 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

8/8/888 01/01/3000

A Topographic Map of Mars

azzow2 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Would be interesting if there was a Google of other places, Google Mars, Google Titian, etc.

Damn she ugly The family gene pool could use a filter

azzow2 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Not my kind of humor. Even though I kid a lot I try not to go to the bullying type.

Welcome new member lucasfromGR!

azzow2 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Welcome

I immediately thought of my "bother in arms", @veteran229.

azzow2 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

I had recently heard a story about a Navy S.E.A.L. He and his team mate were taken as prisoners in Semolina. The partner was killed after several days of torcher. He was left alive the Semolina captors nailed his scrotum to a board he endured got shot 4 times still manage to escape. His mission was covert and unrecognized by the government.

[thoughtcatalog.com] Ten reasons why you are still single... Any thoughts?

azzow2 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

The author was relatively young to make such conclusions. I think most of us are single because we just do not want to be annoyed by the religious and constant bombardment of their rituals. If agnostic and atheist lived in the same community the single rate among us would be quite low.

Hello group. Trying out this chat.

azzow2 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

Hello

Good summary of the REAL shooting data: Matt Christiansen: [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

Sounds like he understands the liberal propaganda campaign.

Looking for someone in the Provo Utah area to redo the roof on a 27' camper trailer.

azzow2 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

You are mostly going to have every scammer there is calling your phone. Try Angies list https://www.angieslist.com/

Very interesting😅😂🤣

azzow2 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

Nice mammary gland explanation.

It's never okay.

azzow2 comments on Aug 7, 2019:

https://youtu.be/39k067hcgYY

This quote is over 125 years old, and still it's just as relevant today.

azzow2 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

The value is the sum total of the effort.

When i make a friend i really dont care about what religion he/she is, or what their sex preference ...

azzow2 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

What I have said since I was very young. If you are in a hospital and in need of a blood transfusion the the ordination of the person saving your life will not matter.

And we wonder why we all hate each other... [democracynow.org]

azzow2 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

What would the hoopla be if the roles were reversed. 2 black officers leading a white? This is not the 1920s the man committed a crime and the officers were doing what they get paid to do.

Does this site feel like Google Plus to anyone else?

azzow2 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

I think those of us that exist in the Midwest are pretty munched screwed when trying to locate someone near our locations.

Apparently, Words With Friends is now another way in which some men attempt to hit on women.

azzow2 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

I have no idea what that is. What ever happened to the old fashioned phone conversation?

Found this on FB

azzow2 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

If they were going for the James Bond look ,he is a tad more conservative about his hood ornaments.

Welcome new member JamesUC!

azzow2 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Welcome

I just couldn’t resist posting this one as she is definitely one crazy idiot.

azzow2 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Surprised it is not a marquee that reads who needs doctors?

Kinda funny

azzow2 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Better read it quick those letters are about to peel off the wood squares.

What should be done about mass shootings in America?

azzow2 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Restrict the media from televising the event stop giving the killers notoriety no rewards for the ego s of the perpetrator.

Why do you believe faith depends on evidence? - YouTube

azzow2 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Sounds like any argument you make there is no way to get past the brainwashed religious concept.

Denali National Park and Preserve. My bucket list!

azzow2 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

I have had elk in my yard I need a better cellphone camera my photos don't come out that good.

Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and ...

azzow2 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Reminds me of this song https://youtu.be/kiJkKM6u81o

The Trouble With Perfection It’s always out there egging you on.

azzow2 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

A superscript to Murphy`s law. Good write

'Keeping Your Head Down In The Med' 5 in the Reprobate in the USMC series It won't fit in this ...

azzow2 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Love the story reminded me of my own adventures in the service.

Well its official.

azzow2 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Pulled mussels are painful. I had once torn my glenoid labrum had to have it surgically repaired.

Yeah, that's "Liberal Logic" (LL) at its finest. ☝️🙄

azzow2 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Trains brains all the same.

Good Morning Everyone! Flowers seem appropriate this morning.

azzow2 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

https://youtu.be/zcSlcNfThUA

A take off of UrsiMajors post.

azzow2 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

My grandparents did.

I posted an obit today: Shelley, my friend of 35 yrs, passed away yesterday (1948-2019).

azzow2 comments on Aug 5, 2019:

It is hard to get your mind wrapped around the whole absence from reality of your friend. It does not get easier with time regardless of what the console's say. The best thing you can do is keep the good memories alive in your mind.

Just curious, how many of you would say this applies to you?

azzow2 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

I confer with that logic.

How to Win at Life

azzow2 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

And all this time I had thought it was to ask the hard questions and watch people squirm for an answer.

When people ask me "Why have you never gotten married?

azzow2 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

I just usually reply I have not kidnapped the right one yet. Most don't know how to reply to that.

I saw this on TV when it happened and remembered them all these years. [facebook.com]

azzow2 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

So that is where the Blue Man crew got that from.

I'm supposed to write 10 characters

azzow2 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Psychopath, victim, hero, griver, politician, doctor, philosopher, mortician, hypocrite, cynic.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it doesn't take much to make me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

azzow2 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Das cannabis.

In Detroit no less.. [bearingarms.com]

azzow2 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

This is an excellent example of what the main stream media would neglect to spotlight.

I found a poem that fits America well...

azzow2 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Here I sit in stinking vapor while someone stole the toilet paper. How much longer will I linger?

Two mems I'd consider as propaganda.

azzow2 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Oh I see another realist. I often fear that this is a extremely rare trait.

I do like ice cream.

azzow2 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Brain freeze lol.

Found this 'manifesto' that they say the El Paso shooter posted.

azzow2 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

This is very sad that people think this way. Our country is a melting pot of many ethnicities and we have gotten to be so advance because our minds are open to learning new cultures and incorporating them into our own.

Get 'em up! Move 'em out.

azzow2 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Nice Rhode Island reds there.

My dad needs a walking stick. Any suggestions of where to look and some fun ones?

azzow2 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Hurry cane https://www.hurrycane.com/collections/hurrycane?gclid=Cj0KCQjwhJrqBRDZARIsALhp1WTWGrmSVO-uvIiaIrQvC08dAl-m1u_4pMQe7zHbeh-0zhVNRdujnIYaAoo0EALw_wcB Amazon has them too.

Two massacres in less than 24 hrs.

azzow2 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

The media had said that several people had sidearms and still this happened (in the Texas attack) My instant thought on that is just because you have a weapon does not mean that you are trained on how to react in a panic situation. This is where training is needed.

And the beat goes on.

azzow2 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

How did this happen in Texas no less. It is hard to believe not one person had a side arm around to stop this.

Nearly the end of summer, he needs time off before he gets busy

azzow2 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

His companions Michael Myers and Leather Face are working the malls.

It's Halloween season, got to get a jump on those assholes that start Christmas after Labor Day.

azzow2 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Kudos to them.

Sight The sun makes a sudden bright leap through the window then is gone again.

azzow2 comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Binary bioelectric. Do you know what travels faster than light? (Thought) Good one

current mood

azzow2 comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Is that a Kraken under the unstable boat conning to eat the pussy and the pirate?

Not messing with this cat

azzow2 comments on Aug 2, 2019:

You have heard of the elusive jackalope that seems to be the photogenic catalope.

So am I going to have to post about chat every night? Come chat!

azzow2 comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Talking in person I can almost always find someway to make the conversation awkward. Chat rooms don't inspire me.

Dad Jokes Are the Best

azzow2 comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Creative!!!