An Aussie joke for those who understand Aussie humour.
An Italian Migrant gets off the boat in Sydney and when asked what kind of a job he's like to have, he replies, " I waana ajob where I cana wear a nice acoat white if I can and anice buttons on it.?
He wanders around for a few days and finds a sign on a factory that says, " Hiring Staff now, please apply."
So, Luigi goes in has an interview and gets a job.
Days later he is walking to work when he sees a member of the Salvation Army coming towards him, Luigi stops the Salvo Officer and asks him, " Sir, you gota the nicea coat, with the nicea shiny buttons, who youa worka for?"
The Salvo Officer replies, " My son, I work for our Lord Jesus Christ."
With his big Italian smile and loud, excited voice Luigi replies, " That'sa a great, I'ma working for hisa brother, Cheesusa Crust."
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