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And so did Centurion Marcus Lickus Clittorus say to Mary, " Bathe and clean yourself for tonight I am horny and my Legionaries are on guard at the Governors Palace."
And did Mary bathe and was clean and did so spread well her legs and Marcus Lickus did appear, have his quickie and before leaving made her promise never to tell of their dalliance.
But Mary soon became swollen with the seed of Marcus and her belly did swell noticeably so she spoke to Joseph and said, " Stone me not for it is not my fault, God made me do it."

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Triphid 9 Aug 16
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Sounds like a reasonable explanation .

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