Ocker has been retired now for 6 months, after being in the same job for 40 years, married to the same woman for 35 years.
Day and night he has been sitting, almost bored shitless, as his beloved wife watches Soapies, Chat Shows, Cooking Shows and the like hour after hour.
So, Ocker decides to try his hand at doing a bit of Gardening and improving the rather bedraggled gardens that they already have around the house.
Being not much of the 'Green Thumb' type, Ocker sets off for the local Plant Nursery for a bit of advice.
After a bit of a chat with the bloke behind the counter about things at home, the bloke suggests that Ocker may benefit from using " Rooting Hormones."
Ocker looks at him, scratches his head and replies, " Rooting Hormones, you've gotta be kidding Mate, chance would be a fine thing, Shit I can't remember the last time I had a root."
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