I was walking past a farm and a sign said 'Duck, eggs!'
I thought, "That's an unnecessary comma..."
And then it hit me.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Some people might quack up, but I thought it was a fowl joke. I’m sure you don’t have any egrets posting it. Even though it made me stork raven mad.
Zealandia
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Sep 14, 2021
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Well I chickened out. I apologise for ruffling your feathers, but....I guess I'm just an old buzzard, scratching for chicken feed.
@Lilac-JadeCanada wow
@Lilac-JadeCanada I think you’re clucking with my mind…..next it’s going to be chicken crossing the road jokes.
@Zealandia Naw, I'd just make a cock up of those, so I'll just avoid the decoy.
@Lilac-JadeCanada Seriously, the local KFC has a sign on the building saying “What’s clucking….” Plus an ad with the wording “What the cluck!?” was banned in the UK in 2019.
@Zealandia Oh, pecky, pecky, pecky!!!
@Lilac-JadeCanada You’re such a comedi-hen….
@Zealandia eeeehhhhh....puck, puck, puck....eeeehhhh........ puck puck puck......
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