At the local Deli, I requested some thinly sliced salami.
The assistant asked: “Genoa salami?”
I replied: “Yes, I know a couple.”
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NostraDumbass
Level 7
Aug 30, 2022
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Hopefully the next few jokes will be a bit better. It’s a bit of a challenge to find good material now, after posting stuff regularly for a period of time.
@Zealandia Try this one: Did you hear about the happy Roman? He was gladiator.
@NostraDumbass You should post that one.
Atrocious (LOL)
phxbillcee
Level 10
Aug 30, 2022
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Wurst one I’ve posted for a while.
@Zealandia Much better...still bad, but better 
@Zealandia do I hear the paté of disdain? Out damned banderillas.
And thanks for inspiring "As they've just come up in discussion & I love them: Spanish banderillas -"
@FrayedBear Thanks for the link, as a foodie, that post has made me feel very hungry indeed. I was aware of tapas, but not banderillas. Much better than the 70’s version of cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks.
@Zealandia do you need a kiwi or yankee accent to appreciate your Genoa salami?
@FrayedBear Probably works with an Aussie one as well.
@Zealandia I don't particularly have one of those either.
And a smoky couple too.
Lilac-JadeCanada
Level 9
Aug 30, 2022
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They were smoking hot, but just cool now.
@Zealandia A little spicy.
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