Interviewer: Would you be willing to relocate?
Candidate: Of course, where would you like me to sit?
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As long as nothing gets dislocated........
Lilac-JadeCanada
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Jan 30, 2023
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WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO RELOCATE?
"Huh, I only just got here".
"Oh OK, I can lean forward as much as you like".
"I'd only sit on your lap once I had the job".
"It's where I see myself in five years time".
"Yes, this job is just until I find a real job".
"What'd you have in mind sweet cheeks"?
"I'd do anything you want to get this job".
"Interview stopped at 10.15am".
"No, I plan to keep my day job".
"I'm mortgaged to the hilt dimwit, whaddaya reckon"?
"I'll keep in touch as you have other applicants to interview".
"I thought peripatetic and bucolic meant hopeless drunk".
"Why didn't you say the job was in some New Zealand backwater".
waitingforgodo
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Jan 30, 2023
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