My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore.
The trouble with dinner by candlelight, is that it takes so long to cook.
I asked a bloke why he had a fried egg on his head. He told me that boiled ones just kept rolling off.
I heard that cows kill more people than sharks. I'm surprised cows kill sharks at all.
I wear magnetic gloves when I go to the shooting range...... they tried to stop me but I stuck to my guns.
What happened to Bluebeard when he fell in the Red Sea? He was marooned!
My plan to never have a plan is going according to plan.
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